x-men’s inherent flaw in its storytelling is that it always has mutants with useful powers telling mutants with actual curses to be proud of their powers
“you should embrace your gifts” says Orgasm Dude, the dude with the power to give anyone an orgasm
“yeah thanks” says Will Explode If He Gets A Boner Man
Except it didn’t happen in the original Age of Ultron comic book...
It was not part of the main continuity, it was an alternate universe. If you want to read the comic where this does happen, it’s ‘What If? Age of Ultron’ #3
Just a reminder, that in the original Age of Ultron comic book,
Black Widow
is fucking worthy
THE YEAR OF THE LUIGI REIGNS ON
This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.
Texas-barred lawyer
99% of Tumblr callout posts in 2015: This user may or may not have talked to someone who might have done bad things Idk I don’t have sources but also they draw my favorite character wrong please doxx them
The other 1%: This user is literally stealing human bones
whats the best way to trim the crest+beard of a silkie? this lady can barely see with all that floof!
that the people who care about you aren’t, in fact, incrementally & constantly adjusting their opinion of you based on how stupid or cool your last interaction with them was….is something i actively try believing in every single day & when it works it brings my heart great peace
Fuck u @future me because ur probably still procrastinating ur essay dumbass
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