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I’m the cowboy you see in the corner of your eye when its dark and you’re scared

“you look tired, are you???“  “no, im just ugly”

The greatest confidence is that of the henchman y’know. You ever notice in action movies and the hero will have taken down like 50 guys and more still keep coming? Can you imagine being that henchman? “I’m the storm trooper that’s gona land a shot”,” I’m gonna be the one to knock out Bruce Lee”, “I’m the soldier that’s gona kill Xena.” says the henchmen.Yall need henchman confidence.

Great Understatements in History

I’m starting the ‘genuine setheverman appreciation club’ because yea I know hes a meme but I think hes genuinely funny and a legitimately cool dude, reblog to join the club

My friend’s mom used to say, “Keep an open mind, but not so open stuff starts falling out.” If you’re debating fascism and/or genocide like they’re regular ol’ run-of-the-mill ideas, no wrong answers, then some shit has fallen out.

Tfw something you enjoyed watching/reading years ago gets new stuff and it hits you right in the childhood

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