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Selina by Elicia Donze. Drawn in PS. This is a portrait of my sister as Catwoman that I drew for her as a gift. Please do not remove caption.

[Caption: A realistic digital painting of Selina Kyle aka Catwoman. Portrait is from the waist up. Selina is wearing a black PVC catsuit, a matching black skull cap with cat ears, large black goggles resting atop her head, eyeliner, and bold red lipstick. She’s gazing upward and smiling. Vivid green light glows from her right. The background is deep blue with a disc of bright blue framing Selina’s head.]

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Literally had this queued up to say goodbye but NBC just picked up B99 for season six and CELEBRATION ART IS WAY BETTER 😀💛

i open the word document

outline: done

fingers: ready

mind: blank

Anyway, do you guys want to see my Cool Rocks?

This is my grandfather’s rock.  It is Probably a Garnet, which he mined out himself when he was in college studying to be a geologist.

Though you may assume this is a Small Rock, it is in fact a very Large Rock, and also a very Heavy Rock, but most especially a very Square Rock, which is what makes it particularly cool.

Here we have a rock which used to be a tree.  This rock is petrified wood!  It was one of my very first Cool Rocks!

Speaking of rocks that used to be things that were not rocks, this rock is Petoskey stone!  This rock used to be a coral.  Let’s get a good look at those patterns.

Now that’s a Cool Rock!

Amethyst?  It’s an Okay Rock.  If you are looking for an inexpensive rock to start your collection, amethyst is the way to go.  It’s a quartz with a deep purple color.  A very nice, if average, rock.

Now citrine… Citrine is a Cool Rock!  It’s a smoky quartz with a lovely honey color.  The druzy on my chunk of citrine has a wonderful sparkle.

This is my Amazonite!  It grew that hexagon shape all by itself!!  This specimen is from Colorado.

Look at this shiny little slice of rock!  This rock is Tiger Iron, and those bands of red and orange glow beautifully with some light behind them.  These different colored bands are made from Hematite (the dark silver), Jasper (the red-orange), and Tiger-Eye quartz (the yellow-orange).

Here’s a rock you’ve probably seen before!  This Cool Rock is Malachite.  The patterns and rings are from the stalagmites this little egg was carved from.

Whoa, look at this giant slab of Extremely Cool Rock!!!  These crystals formed in the cracks of fossilized mud, to make the awesome patterns in this geode of Septarian!  This is my second best rock.

This is my Best and most Favorite Cool Rock.  In this dark room it’s a dull little grey rock, but if I move it closer to the light…

Those glints of gold!  Those veins of blue!  This rock is most certainly Labradorite, which changes color spectacularly when the light hits it just right.  Let’s put it in direct sunlight.

Yes!!  YES!!  There it is!!  The Best and Coolest Rock!!!!!

Schrödinger’s paradoxical immigrant - simultaneously taking ‘our’ jobs while not having a job and living off benefits

casually going about your day when you realize you had homework

Tite Kubo: “Chad promised never to use his fists for personal gain, only to protect”

Also Tite Kubo: “Chad is now a professional boxer who uses his fists for personal gain and not to protect”

Tite Kubo: “Ishida never wants to be like his father or become a doctor”

Also Tite Kubo: “Ishida is exactly like his father and is now a doctor”

Tite Kubo: “Orihime has so many dreams and hopes for jobs and professions she wants to do in the future”

Also Tite Kubo: “Orihime is now a housewife”

Tite Kubo: *makes an entire arc about how miserable Ichigo was with a regular human life*

Also Tite Kubo: *gives Ichigo a regular human life at the end*

Tite Kubo: “There will be no romance in Bleach, there are more interesting things to say in the story”

Also Tite Kubo: *makes everyone married with kids cliché ending for undevelopped couples and leaves more interesting plot threads hanging*

Tite Kubo: “Bleach is the story of Ichigo and Rukia”

Also Tite Kubo: “Rukia won’t have any part to play in the last 100 chapters or so of the series and won’t even exchange a single glance with Ichigo during that same timeframe”