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dating shigaraki is like having a wet lost puppy. he is emotionally dependent on you while simultaneously being unhealthy about it.
Yelena, about Bucky: And then he looked at me like any woman wants to be looked at…
Alexei: Awwwww! That’s so sweet!
Yelena: With fear in his eyes.
Alexei: …
Melina: AWWWWWW!
Sam: You jumped out of a moving plane rather than talk to me about your feelings!
Bucky: You're exaggerating. The air sucked me out like a vacuum.
Sam: You hit the ground and started running!
Wade: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Romanoff recently.
Y/N: No, Wade, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Wade: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Y/N: No! You’re the only one for me.
Wade: Is that so?
Y/N: I promise! Natasha and I are just dating, okay? She's my girlfriend.
Wade: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Y/N: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!
Wade: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Y/N: Of course bro!
Wade: Bro...
Natasha: What the—
"What could've been"
-A photo that was never taken pt.2-
Tomura, walking into the hideout and seeing a massive blowup pool.
Tomura: “What is this?”
Toga, in the pool: “We found a pool.”
Dabi, floating around on a flamingo floaty: “We stole a pool.”
Tomura: “…and you put it inside the hideout?”
Toga: “Well, you don’t want us being seen, do you?”
Tomura: “… I guess not.”
Toga: “Anyway, get in! We’re playing mermaids.”
Tomura: “Honestly, that sounds childish—“
Twice, running into the room in swim trunks: “I’m ready to play mermaids!”
Tomura, sighs: “Fine, but I’m the mermaid in charge.”
Toga: “Deal. What are you Dabi?”
Dabi: “I’m not playing this dumb shit.”
Toga: “Then Dabi is our pet guppy.”
Dabi: “No! I’m a cool demon-shark hybrid.”
Toga: “Okay, great, so we’re all playing!”
Dabi: “Fuck.”
Y/N: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.
Y/N: One... two... three.
Bakugou: ...
Y/N: ...
Y/N: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
HC that local birds beef with Hawks for control of the airspace and they all gang up on him
They stole his breakfast too
Dumb idea but I always see hawks getting dive bombed by crows
Toga: “Hey, Y/n?”
Y/n: “What is it this time Toga?”
Toga: “I got a question to ask you?” 
Y/n: “what is it?”
Toga: “what’s the difference between a hero and a villain?”
Y/n: “Easy, A villain will spend more time with their significant other, than a hero could, BECAUSE….. a hero would sacrifice you for the greater good, BUT. The villain would sacrifice the world to save you.”
Dabi: “Damn, Y/n who hurt you?”😨

Mina: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Bakugou: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Y/N: Three of us saw it, Bakugou. How do you explain that?
Bakugou: *points at Kaminari* Idiot. *points at Y/N* Sleep deprivation. *points at Kirishima* Delusional.
Kaminari: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?
Bakugou: Why?
Kaminari: Kirishima fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.
Mina: Y/N doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
What if Tomura Shigaraki becomes a vestige and annoys Deku for all eternity, the comic
Y/N: (Clicks pen)
Shinsou: (Clicks pen in response)
Bakugou: Stop that!
Shinsou: Stop what?
Bakugou: You're talking about me in Morse code. Well you know what? The joke's on you because I know Morse code. Ha!
Y/N: ...Yes, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, I interrupted our usual training regime and taught Shinsou a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
[Later]
Shinsou to Aizawa: That’s exactly what we did
Y/N: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about.
Steve: What are you passionate about?
Y/N: Sleeping.
Natasha: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult.
Y/N: myself
Natasha:
Natasha: detka, are you okay
Natasha: Congratulations, you three have won gold, silver, and bronze in the morons’ Olympics.
Y/n:
Kate:
Yelena:
Y/n: who won gold?
Y/N: The hospital said I’m fine.
Kate: No, you suffered a traumatic experience.
Y/N: I barely remember it. I remember crashing into the wall and the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Yelena: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.
Y/N: Then what was that siren?
Yelena: That was Kate screaming.
Kate: I've just... murdered a guy!
Yelena: Naw... when it's an accident, it's called manslaughter.
{Words by Anaïs Nin, from The Diary Of Anais Nin, Vol. 4 (1944-1947) / Cynthia Cruz from diagnosis,The glimmering room}
Black Squadron has just returned from a mission:
Leia: Well done. You're dismissed.
Poe: Thanks, mom.
Everyone:
Poe: Why is everyone staring at me?
Jess: You just called the General "mom". You said "thanks, mom".
Poe: What? No, I didn't! I said "thanks, man".
Leia: Do you see me as a mother figure, Dameron?
Poe: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me.
Karé: Hey, show your mother some respect!
Poe: I didn't call her "mom"!
Leia: No, no, no, no, Poe. I take it as a compliment.
Snap: It's not a big deal. I called Karé "mom" once and she's my wife.
Poe: Guys, jump on that! Snap is really weird.
Jess: Old news! But you calling General Organa "mommy"—
Poe: Hey, "mommy" is not on the table here.
Suralinda: You did call her "mom", dude.
Poe: You shut up. You're a liar. You almost exposed our location to the whole galaxy for an article!
Suralinda: Alright, alright. I was actually going to expose you for that story. I lie all the time. Everyone knows I lied about that, but the mom thing? That happened.
Poe: Aha! She admitted it! Suralinda is a liar!
Leia: I believe you—
Poe: Thank you.
Leia: —Son, do you want to talk about it over some tea?
Poe: ...I'd like that.
“I can make him better” “I can make him worse” I can have him gripping the sheets and arching his back
Taemin + text posts (pt. 1/2)
bonus:
Person A: “I thought you were my friend, don’t you care about me at all?”
Person B: “Friends don’t try to use emotional blackmail on each other, every time things aren’t going their way.”
Person A: “That’s not what I-”
Person B: “It is, and I’m done letting you force me into things I’m not comfortable with by constantly weaponizing my feelings.”
Person A: “Is it just me…. or is that car following us.”
Person B: “No, I noticed it too.”
Person A: “…..Plan B?”
Person B: “Plan B.”
Meanwhile in Korea's military...
The idols are "serving," honey 😆
Person A: “….Why are you helping me?”
Person B: “Because nobody deserves to die like this.”
Person A: “Even someone like me?”
Person B: “….Especially someone like you.”
Person A: “…..”
Person B: “…..”
Person A: “…..Well this is awkward.”
Person B: “To be fair, you look like a completely different person when you’re wearing civilian clothes.”
Person A: “I mean, that’s kinda the whole point of a secret identity.”
Person A: “I hate you.”
Person B: “Yes we’ve established that.”
Person A: “Did you do it?”
Person B: “Would it matter if I told you I didn’t? You’ve already decided I’m guilty.”