Person A: “Did You Do It?”

Natasha, to Kate and Yelena: So, you two got kicked out of the movies. What for?

Yelena: We were yelling diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.

Sam: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Bucky, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

BNHA Incorrect quotes#43 Straight sobbing-

Giran: once In when i was a young man I tried to rob this preppy kid on their way to school but before I could even get a threat out they told me ‘please don’t hesitate’ and I was so agasp that this eight-year-old just asked me to kill them outright that I ran off into an alleyway and cried-

Convenience!Y/n:...

Convenience!Y/n: omg wait that was me!!! :D

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BNHA Incorrect quotes#40 New tip jar

Raggedy Hipster: Oh good, you're still open. Co-Worker: Yes we are what can I get you? Raggedy Hipster: Everything in the register. Co-Wo

Natasha: We didn’t even have a proper wedding. We just went down to the courthouse on a Thursday.

Y/N: The judge sentenced me to life with no chance of parole.

Natasha: You begged me to marry you.

Y/N: It’s true! I did!

Kate: [handing a bowl of soup to Yelena]

Half of Kate’s brain: Careful, it’s hot.

Other half of Kate’s brain: I made some soup.

Kate: Careful, it’s soup.

Tristan: You are important to me and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Liesel: I would be happy if you stopped hiring criminals to steal ancient texts and poisoning your own food.

Tristan: I said within reason, Kore. How about I murder that guy?

Liesel: So murder is in reason but proper self care and lawful behavior isn't?

Tristan: Well, of course, dear. What kind of question is that?

[When Y/N first met Natasha]

Y/N: She really took my breath away…

Clint: Yeah, that’s usually what happens when someone punches you in the throat.

Y/N: I have stability.

Y/N: Ability to stab.

Natasha: No!

*the team laughs*

This was peak tsundereism😭 LIKE...KATSUKI PLS...

The way shoto's looking at him, his own shocked expression when he realized he was caught, the way he quickly pretended he wasn't just smiling and he was annoyed, I love them so much, they're so cute😭❤️