Walter Is My Cousin’s Dog. He Really Has A Thing For Swimming.

if u verbally give me a set of instructions that has more than TWO steps i promise u i will not retain them. the very moment u give me a third instruction my brain is immediately cleared like a fuckin etch a sketch dude pls im begging u write it down for me bc i will NOT remember a word u said if u tell me more than two steps im begging u

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if you’re procrastinating and you know it clap your hands

Walking in on the wrong class

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Best part of going to see Love, Simon tonight was that right before the movie started someone in the back of the theatre yelled, “SO, ARE WE ALL GAY IN HERE OR WHAT?” And everyone yelled in affirmation lmao

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire