Everyone always asks “Where’s Waldo?” But how come nobody ever asks “How’s Waldo?”
Lumi Tuomi
Standing before you is not a man, but an occupied shell, defeated, his mind in a daze his body in a coma, he rests for just a moment drifting slowly in the chroma, and Falls to his already weakened knees and contemplates the sweet relief of becoming something more. More or less.
PJ Liguori, Colour Bandits (via i-am-not-a-serious-person)
by @an-haze (deadendsoul)
he saved me.
The perks of being a pessimist are that you’re either right, or pleasantly surprised.
WTF = What The Freak OMG = Oh my golly! GTFO = Grab That Fancy Octopus
x.
anakin: can i have a seat?
everyone: no.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
[me, attempting to communicate with the dead] “hey u up lol”
[ouija board spells out “READ AT 11:57 PM"]
I hope the porn blogs following me are learning a lot about social justice
Harry Potter Meme: Three Colors [2/3]
→ Black and White
I just slept seven hours, which is twice as long as I usually sleep, so I’m a bit disoriented.
Alexander Hamilton (via comepraisetheinfanta)
Second star to the right and straight on till morning.
It’s true, i’ve seen it before. A brighter day is coming my way. Yes, tomorrow will be kinder. more here
i just heard my mom say “there’s no reason to act like a dick” and there’s no one else downstairs so i know she’s talking to one of our cats
I have a headcanon that whenever a Ravenclaw student correctly answers a teachers question, the muggleborns shout “caw caw motherfucker” across the classroom. Of course to the confusion of the other students.