Minho: If You Can’t Beat Them, Dress Better Than Them.

Minho: That sounds like a really risky and gay plan.

Thomas: So? Are you in?

Minho: I thought it was an obvious answer.

N e w t .

my newt (maze runner) headcanons

VEHEMENTLY a dog person. like, he doesn't HATE cats, but he wants nothing more in this world than a golden retriever that he can raise from puppyhood

one time he heard thomas singing in the shower and he laughed so hard he cried

used to say the "c-word" so often that even minho (resident foul-mouth and creator of most if not all of the glader slang) had to be like "dude can we reel it in a little"

he likes to say things like "devious" and "scoundrel"

unbelievably clogged pores. it's a serious issue

can't eat apples with the skin, he has to peel them with a knife

regularly quotes random bits and pieces of early 2000s pop music. he does not know what he's quoting or why he knows it

Minho: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

*Lightning hits him*

Minho: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

Thomas: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.

Newt: Actually, Thomas, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

i was just playing around with an incorrect quotes generator and these are literally all canon lmaoo

Minho: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Newt: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Thomas: Smad.

OH MY GOD WHY 😭

RIP chunk