Lemonpilotingmech - The Internet Took My Cookies

Mao

cats will see you and go hmm have you had anybody rub their face all over you yet today

His face when he realized he was about to fall

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

Mau

#101

gravity falls au where everything is the same but ford had six toes

Mao

EXCUSE ME BARMAID! I’M AFRAID YOU BROUGHT ME THE WRONG OFFSPRING! I ORDERED AN EXTRA LARGE BOY WITH BEEFY ARMS! EXTRA GUTS AND GLORY ON THE SIDE! THIS HERE! THIS IS A TALKING FISHBONE!