Lemonpilotingmech - The Internet Took My Cookies

Meow

the tumblr experience is that you're flirting with a local trans girl for a week or two and are just about to schedule a date except then her blog gets nuked before you can add each other on discord and then the broken tumblr search makes it impossible to find her new blog

anyway uhh mae if you see this hiiiiiii 👉👈 i still really wanna go to the reptile zoo with youuuu

Maw

the most incredible creature

Meeah

I’ve seen fings youwu peowple wouldn’t bewieve.

Attack ships on fiwwe off da shouwdeww of Owwion.

I watched boops gwitteww in da dawwk neaww da Catgiwwl Gate.

Aww dese moments wiww be wost wike teawws in da wain.

Time to boop. UwU

Boom

Cackling.

In case the original goes away:

Text version:

Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos