Latest Posts by lemonartney - Page 3

How To Procrastinate LIKE A PRO -danisnotonfire, 2012

being a gen z beatles fan should be some kind of mental illness diagnosis bc we all either think those old men fucked each other or want to fuck the old men ourselves

xenomorph baby au i hope no ones done this yet

Outtake contact sheet from the 'Butcher Cover' photo session, taken by Robert Whittaker, 25 March 1966

i wonder if beatlemania people talked abt the beatles the same way people nowadays do. like was there a 15 year old girl in her bedroom in 1964 staring at a poster of paul mccartney saying “hes so cute i need to put him in a blender on high speed” while her friend nods excitedly

Surprise.

beatles lore is so crazy because. people will be like "wait you don't know about the time ringo got stuck in an interdimensional rift for 2 years??" and you just have to assume they're telling the truth

Beatles fans are such little terrorists in tags like someone will make a post going “That woman changed my life” and some 18 year old with a wolf haircut will reblog it and tag it “Paul McCartney”

I baked this meme today oh boy

the woke left want paul mccartney PREGNANT

ok which one of you beatles rpfers is working for advertising at old national bank

tumblr is just an exercise in how fast i can scroll past all the horny gay fanart on my dashboard and onto the relatively normal textposts before the people standing behing me on the bus get an eyefull of digitally drawn ass

Free range yaoi spotted at the train station

i think the beatles have some sort of supernatural power to make anyone who cares about them become completely unwell. the obvious example is beatlemania and the hordes of fans fainting at the sight of them and throwing candy at them, but there is also the biographers who can only write about how fate brought them together and they were in love and divorced (platonic), today's beatle tumblr who kills them during childbirth, and also michael lindsay-hogg

Every night I spend hours trying to psychically attack paul mccartney telling him to come out of the closet over and over but unfortunately the dense clouds of weed smoke around him keep repelling my psychic waves. but I'll keep trying.

crazy how most of us made friends on here because we were going insane about the same 2 freaks at the same time. like oh you’re up thinking about them too?

Say what you want about Francie Schwartz, she knows how to sell a book...

i think if any of the beatles got pregnant it would be john but it would be during their time in hamburg and he'd be having a back alley abortion with paul holding his hand and dabbing his forehead with the only dirty ass towel they had in their shitty room while george goes to town with a wire hanger and ringo is knocked out at the floor of some club they were at the night before and when he wakes up at 1pm with drool down his chin he sees john smoking a cigarette before he says "i can drink again"

Whar does rpf mean 💔💔💔

historians aren't quite sure. Albert Einstein's last words were "rpf is fine" and we've been searching ever since

more people need to get really earnest about rpf

happy birthday james @menlove.... or so we Thought. it's time for the truth to come out.

a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time

calling him a pretty princess and it's an old man just standing there

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to speculate about the sexual and romantic undertones of celebrities’ professional relationships

You know we talk about Mclennon proof this Mclennon proof that but genuinely the only proof I needed to confirm my suspicions was Paul putting two beetles fucking on the back of ram. Like why the actual fuck would you do that and also, how the hell did no one call Paul out for that in the 70’s ?? You’re telling me no one was just a little bit curious as why Paul, an ex Beatle had two beetles fucking on his album? I have to laugh.

since I've learned that paul mccartney is apparently regularly in contact with john lennon's ghost I would like to propose a new theory to the mclennon truthers that their relationship did take a turn but only after he died

I find so fucking funny that John Lennon was legally blind and he literally for years picked blindness over looking bad in glasses. no wonder he was bisexual everyone just looked the same

everyone talks a lot about how John replaced Paul with Yoko but never forget that Paul somehow went out and found himself another motherless art school drop out Libra to obsess over

average post about paul mccartney: I want to bend him over and fuck him so hard he starts crying god I hate him so much my beautiful princess

average post about john lennon: estrogen would have saved her. look at her. that's My Wife. she's evil. she's insane. I want her.

average post about george harrison: has anyone ever served this hard? personally, he should have murdered john and paul and ran off to have beautiful bisexual sex forever and ever 🫶

average post about ringo starr: ringo! 🥁