Ultra Violet, Looking At The Fridge: I Like Your Kid’s Drawing Of That Weird Dog

Ninjago as things I’ve said

Mystaké: bro why do we pay sales tax like how much is this thing? Five dollars? Aight I got a five I can buy this right? Nah man you forgot to calculate the surprise money

Kai: y’all be afraid to moan in your girls ear while I be there like *iphone alarm*

Jay: is ingedtly a valid word

Cole: what if we hid in the bathroom to skip the pep rally (and we were both boys)

Nya: principal makes a dollar, teachers make a dime, I write fanfiction on educational time

(Misako: you’re all 14 or older if you don’t know what your allergic to and how to avoid it.. it’s just...)

Garmadon: natural selection.

Tox: high energy people early in the morning? Where you find all this extra hyper at 6am tf

Lloyd: it costs $400 to see a therapist and $0 to tell myself that it just be like that sometimes

Nya: n no

“My babysitter asked me where I was going. I replied, ‘to smoke weed!’ So she laughed and said ‘good one. Have fun!’ Then I left to go smoke weed.

-Kai, probably

Jet Jack: do you have any last words

Faith: yeah I do

Faith: THIS IS FOR IRON BARON, YOU BIG FAT WHITE NASTY SMELLING FAT BITCH

Wu is the news reporter

Area 51 raid AU

“Let’s do this, they can’t stop all of us!”- Jay, Tox, Chamille, Samukai, Iron Baron, Ghoultar, Soul Archer, Jet Jack

“They absolutely can stop all of you.”- Nya, Misako, Wu, Kozu, Borg, Ray, Maya, Bansha, Mr. E, Clouse, Echo Zane

“If we Naruto run we can dodge the bullets.”- Dareth, Kai, Chen, Nadakhan, Ed, Edna, Ultra Violet, Muzzle

“Have fun dying lol”- Ronin, Krux, Skylor, Neuro, Scales, Pythor, Yang, Dogshank, Fenwick, Machia

Actully goes- Pixal, Zane, Cole, Morro, Acronix, Harumi, Scales Jr., Flintlocke, Faith

Gets in- Lloyd, Garmadon, Shadow

Kai: what can I say? I’m charming and irresponsible

Skylor: don’t you mean irresistible

Nya: no he doesn’t

Every so often I remember this app exists

Jamie Raskin for Congress

DOGE Privacy Act Requests

U.S. Representative Jamie Raskin is encouraging all U.S. citizens to join him this week in filing formal demands for access to their persona

U.S. Representative Jamie Raskin is encouraging all U.S. citizens to join him this week in filing formal demands for access to their personal data obtained by the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) and Elon Musk.

Spread the word!

Garmadon: you know what we always say

Lloyd: be gay do crime

Misako: no

Garmadon: yes