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corporations on june 1st:

fun facts about sharks

Statistically your child is infinitely safer with a drag queen than a catholic priest

WHAT

me, trying to flirt:

so um uhh, if u want we can rot together in a coffin at the end of our days how does that sound

*awkwardly pretends to have fangs*

Fear paralyzes, a shark eats you… ᴄʜʀɪs ᴀᴜsᴛɪɴ ᴀʀᴛ

Transparent Death Head Moth

by Dagger

non-exhaustive list of creepypasta media i wish existed

campy 80s/90s-style jeff the killer teen slasher movie series (that ends with a jeff vs. jane showdown. jane wins)

nina the killer spinoff of said teen slasher movie series

liu woods centered novel

slendermansion mockumentary comedy tv series

artsy film about clockwork, with a trailer park steampunk aesthetic

slenderman movie but the MC is based off a pre-existing character + it’s actually good this time

low budget slenderman vs. zalgo movie

ben drowned YA graphic novel

a musical of some sort

jane the killer movie (outside of slasher series universe) where she becomes sally’s mother/older sister figure while traveling with her (sally wouldn’t be dead in this situation, but might have powers)

laughing jack short film

dating sim (for us deranged girlies!)

southern gothic eyeless jack horror movie

proxy-centered comic book run (toby, tim, and brian)

middle school reading level novel about sally

open world multiplayer rpg game

nina the killer comic book run 

comedic rake horror movie

fucking SUBTITLED uploads of darkharvest00, everymanHYBRID, mlandersen0, stan frederick, and whisperedfaith

please watch this i love him

Career goal: village witch

The feminine urge to file my teeth into fangs

the lover(s)

Wu Xiang CGs (24/??)

More CGs after the jump.

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protector of oranges 🍊 x

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

“Centaur” is the work of Maurice Montero Sauvage. More than 120 pieces assembled. One of his biggest challenges as he says himself.

Steampunk Tendencies on Instagram 

Built in 1939, people would have had to sail to the cliff and scale it to reach the top. Þrídrangar lighthouse, Iceland is possibly the most isolated lighthouse in the world.

You gotta date someone u can have fun at a grocery store with

I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down

“are you okay”

no i crave the touch of a fictional character whose hand i’ll never hold

enemies to lovers this, enemies to lovers that, what about enemies and lovers?! give me a ship that would kill for each other but would also kill each other

You have superior taste in OTPs if yours can fit this dynamic:

Character 1, catching their breath after a long rant: man, I did not swallow enough lung juice for that

Character 2, softly: what the fuck

I just want to talk to the person who created the concept of Hanahaki Disease and ask who the fuck hurt you?

Really love how this generation turned the tables and created this situation where instead of people being scared of cryptids, the cryptids are dead terrified of horny humans.

"You foolish human, I'm going to eat you!"

"Alright, I'm down for it, eat me monster daddy"

"What the fuck"

The feminine urge to have a monster boyfriend to live with in an enchanted forest and/or the middle earth

i wholeheartedly believe i deserve fangs

idk what kind of drug they put into 80s movies but we need to bring it back