Lazydaysandhappysmiles - Untitled

setup and punchline

Hah

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

Hey guys! So I’ve started a Society6 page for the graphics I’ve been making, they’re mostly ACOTAR/TOG related, but I’ve been working on some various quotes and Star Wars ones that I’m going to upload soon. Feel free to check it out!

Here’s my profile!

Please do not repost without crediting me, I did work hard on these, so –

Parents Supporting Their LGBT Kids During Pride Month.

American Hedgehog Warrior: Course 3 Watch as Pepper takes on course 3 of American Hedgehog Warrior: Quarantine Edition 🦔

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

How important do you have to be to have been “assassinated” instead of “murdered”?