Me At Any Given Time: Can We Just Buckle Down And Focus On The Task At Hand Please???

Hah

happy Thursday the 20th

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

meet the Glaucus atlanticus! It is a sea slug. it is blue. it is tiny.

Queen Rhaenys Targaryen’s Dragons 

Named for the women who inspired Rhaenys in her campaign for Westeros

This was inspired by @rhaenys-martell-targaryen post/headcanon for what Rhaenys would name her dragons (among other great headcanons regarding representation in asoiaf), which you should definitely read.

i wonder what evolutionary niche clowns evolved to fill

how does he produce full movies in three mins?? give him his oscar already

Hey guys! So I’ve started a Society6 page for the graphics I’ve been making, they’re mostly ACOTAR/TOG related, but I’ve been working on some various quotes and Star Wars ones that I’m going to upload soon. Feel free to check it out!

Here’s my profile!

Please do not repost without crediting me, I did work hard on these, so –

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

- SOPHIE HEAWOOD