Wow Zoom Meetings Have Proven That I Have Lost The Ability To Talk To People  

if you ever feel bad just remember one time my friends said i'm like an owl because when you first meet me i seem quite smart but when you get to know me i'm actually quite stupid and stubborn

why do the mobsters in mafia films always do the crime during the night like it’s called organised crime you would think that they would be a little more organised  about their sleep schedules 

we only have orange flavour chocolate the apocalypse is soon

me 

i hope all the tory MPs who voted against free school meals drop dead 💖

checking your phone in the bathroom at lunch and finding out that there was another school shooting is far too common 

i love how as a country we decided to loose our collective shit when mr brightside  gets played 

black lives matter. they always have.

fuck 

brexit is so old that it started when i was in primary school and i’m still not quite over that 

apparently i have a distinctive sneeze