Why Do The Mobsters In Mafia Films Always Do The Crime During The Night Like It’s Called Organised

one time during French  class someone said they wanted to become a teacher and the teacher just told them that they shouldn’t

i have beven motivated to make a list of the crimes of santa claus. no i will not say why

-promotes toxic masculinity (you better not cry)

-stalking (he sees you when you're sleeping. that's pretty creepy ngl)

-the most common: breaking and entering

-does he pay his elves??? do they have a choice??

-probably doesn't have a license for drivung reindeer

-stealing (takes cookies and carrots. that's very rude)

-forced reindeer to work for like two days nonstop

-favoritism (gives some kids coal and others presents. very rude. it ain't none of your business mr claus)

-doesn't pay rent to live in a whole ass continent. seriously man, you're probably rich, pay your share

-surprising people without permission

-keeping secrets

-not showing his identity (if you know my address & stalk me i deserve to see you)

-forcing people to cheat (i saw my mom kissing santa n. if he stalks people, he def knows she was married)

-on that note, pedophilia (that mom probably wasn't over a hundred years old or sum)

-he also cheated on HIS wife with that mom. why did i like this guy as a kid

-stealing children for help (literally any christmas movie, and you see him kidnapping)

-deception (literally anything he ever does)

-he probably also steals a lot of stuff from us earthlings. where else does he get all that stuff. mans in the north pole

-breaking promises (says he'll get you something for christmas but doesn't)

-probably magics the mailmen. how else do they know where he lives

-forcing those mailmen to go to the north pole coz he was too lazy to come get them. they probably missed dinner too

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i love how as a country we decided to loose our collective shit when mr brightside  gets played 

put ur hands up if you’re in a new national lockdown worse than last march bc ur pm is an incompetent cunt 🙋🏼‍♀️

masks are going to be very good for ventriloquists

just 👏 because 👏 you 👏 are 👏 older 👏 than 👏 me 👏 does 👏 not 👏 mean 👏 i 👏 have 👏 to 👏 respect 👏 you 👏 if 👏 you 👏do 👏 not 👏 respect 👏 me

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

just because someone doesn’t express affection in the same way u do doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with them. i’m sick of seeing characters who are touch averse be “cured” by the end of the story. and i’m especially sick of it happening because another character keeps forcing physical touch on them when they’re clearly uncomfortable. it’s not cute. and it’s extra not cute because it happens in real life, and seeing it in a show where it’s not condemned will make people think it’s ok. kids being “cured” of their touch aversion by their parents don’t need to be gaslit to believe that the pain that they’re feeling isn’t important. that they’re just being difficult. touch aversion is not an ailment. it does not need to be cured.

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the end of school year crisis about the concept of time is not as good when we were not in school for the majority of the year 

wow zoom meetings have proven that i have lost the ability to talk to people