Me When I Look @hockey Boys.

one of the best pieces of writing advice i’ve ever gotten:

if a scene isn’t working, change the weather.

it sounds stupid, but seriously, it works. thank u to my screenwriting professor for this wisdom

I was shocked when I realized this 😳

So, I’m writing

Pokemon Gashapon Machine Charms made by BubbleBunnyArt

writing advice for all forms of media: make the stakes high!! make the world about to end!! put everyone’s lives on the lines! their loved ones! their sanity!!

YOU NEED HIGH STAKES FOR PEOPLE TO CARE

one of the most popular games of 2019: *Goose game with literally some of the lowest stakes, a goose throws your mail away and doesn’t care, goose steals socks, goose cannot die, everyone is having a blast*

Bored vodka.

It would be remiss of me, as an English history blog, not to post the goings-on of the Handforth parish town council.

YOUR WRITING IS GREAT

your writing is great

your writing is great

YOUR WRITING IS GREAT

your writing is great

YOUR WRITING IS GREAT

YOUR WRITING IS GREAT

and don’t you forget it

𝐰𝐭𝐰 𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬 — 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐭

You hit the ground with a crack. Back arched, mouth opened in a silent scream, your lungs a vacuum of nothing but mind-numbing fire. Spider-web fractures blossom beneath you. A grotesque pair of wings belying your own divinity. You sputter choked sobs, a spittle of blood dripping from between your cut lips and down your cheek. 

"The gods are cruel," said He. He whose form transcends mortal eyes, cloaked by storm clouds with a voice as deep a rumbling thunder. Your Destiny. Your Demon. Your Bane. "But perhaps they are most cruel to you."