(1940s Announcer Voice) The Armpit... The Pussy Of The Torso. And Folks What's More Is That There's Two

aren't you a bit old to be thirst posting like this tho?? 🤧

catch me thirst posting on my deathbed the grind never stops

Right then. Can you do fast?

That’s a secret I’ll never tell

God I hope this ages well

Oscar could do the funniest thing and win the Monaco Grand Prix. Imagine.

Le french side de Tumblr parle d'Aziraphale et de Crowley, mais on parle clairement pas assez du fait que si Aziraphale habitait en France, il serait bestie avec Joséphine Ange Gardien

envoyer tweet

throwback to when my friends and I made a french chart to track how we were doing throughout the semester

vampire: My darling, my eternal flame, my heart's joy taken human form... you simply must drink water your blood tastes like shit.

Tumblr better add a Castiel tab in November. What has luffy ever done for this site.

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

[ordering from a new york city deli]

hi, um, can i get a man?

yeah, man, awright. tits or no tits?

no tits. and, uh, hold the top surgery scars.

hold the- AY TONY! WE GOT A MAN WITH NO TOP SURGERY SCARS?

[voice from back] A MAN WITH TITS?

NAH, NO TITS, NO SCARS.

[voice from back] NO TITS AND NO SCARS? WHAT IS THIS GUY, FUCKIN’ STUPID?

YOU HEARD TONY GO GET OUTTA LINE