Supervillains Announcing Their Plans Is Actually A Union Thing So They Can’t Be Sued For Damages Someone

be nice to goblins or taste my blade

Judge is not “unholy”

Judge is the Anti-holy

tattoo designs… but make it beaujes 💎💎💙💙

I think it was before I started posting story concepts on tumblr but I had an old concept called ‘apocalyptia’ which was a dark comedy about a world where every apocalypse movie premise happened simultaneously

a character design i came up with

modern greek mythology adaptation where hades and persephone are played by john mulaney and his wife

Bruce Wayne is so dumb. Billionaire playboy bachelor is such a stupid cover when stressed single parent is not only the truth but also easier to explain to all these rich folks.

All this weird in depth knowledge? Had to help with school presentations

Tired? Sleepy? Looks a bit sick? Huh yeah the youngst has the flu right now

Literally always has “my child is sick/home alone” as an excuse to not be anywhere and leave suddenly

No need to flirt with people

Can talk about children for hours and bore people away from paying attention

“So my child’s first languge is actually X so of course I had to learn it”

“Oh yeah, I was in Spain last week. Lovely country.”

“Really??? Didn’t see any pictures from you.”

“I don’t want my children exposed to the media storm”

Buying weird stuff!!!!

“Oh yeah, Jason’s super into DIY right now, we’re at the hardware store every week basically”

Bottom line Single Dad is the bet cover he could have had and DC has to ruin it

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I haven’t drawn the Elf Squad in a million years, what’s up

Spoons - Helltrooper for the Chain of Acheron

Vaslorian by birth, Spoons travel far and wide before joining the chain. It was in Higara, far from his native land that he learnt his two passions.

Fist fighting, and cooking.

Though he keeps some secrets, how he lost his leg, why he joined the Chain, he is a good hardy link in the company. 

His only weapon is a large butcher’s cleaver, as he was one of the chefs for the Chain, working in the mess tent under Cook before the fall at Blackbottom.  Now he, and a few other survivors are trying to find their way.

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My first ever commission complete! I had so much fun with this one, and can’t wait to draw more Chain Links in the future.

“When i die, bury me with a headstone etched with cryptic text that heavily implies my grave is cursed or that i’m a vampire. just to give future generations something to have fun with, you know?”

-mollymauk