Feat: @roryalexishudson

brooklynariwiles​:

You joke but Bryant could use a big sister. Just saying. Yeah he loves the vegetable medley juice boxes so thats a plus but he doesn’t like peas now… 

You could always... just lie. A little white lie couldn’t hurt anybody.

eeveemasters​:

date: 6/26/20

location: the Hollywood Hostel Bar & Lounge.

“ Full disclosure, I did unintentionally make someone…” she trailed off for just a moment trying to find the right word. “Let’s just go with… a little upset… because they tripped and I took advantage of them being vulnerable and eliminated them from laser tag. ” She explained knowing there was a chance someone could misconstrue that as she had tripped that person, but they didn’t have proof that that is what had happened. It was a dark room, anyone can trip in any way, didn’t make it her fault.  “ In my defense though, if you can’t handle a competition or… ya know… a winner… friendship or dating wise we would have problems in the future so at least ya know upfront, am I right? ”

Laurel wiped the beads of sweat dripping down her forehead before re-tightening her ponytail. She chugged whatever was left in her refillable water bottle before dropping down beside Eevee. Laurel had always been competitive. Perhaps it was due to always needing to catch up with her older sister, but she also enjoyed the thrill of winning or losing. “You’re speaking my language, hot stuff,” Laurel said, nodding in agreement. “I actually saw you trip that person--needless to say they looked like they were gonna cry home to their parents. I knew I made the right decision in choosing you as my celebrity crush.” She toggled with the green button she had pinned to her t-shirt. \

brooklynariwiles​:

Why do I not even doubt that! You know he hangs off your words!!!

It’s not my fault that I’m such a convincing role model! You should keep him away from me, if you know what’s good for him.

I might just recruit him to be my esti associate as soon as he’s old enough. We don’t have a 401k plan but we know how to have a good time.

@roryalexishudson​ location: laurel, rory & mason’s apartment

“So the game goes like this: as I try to toss this piece of popcorn in your mouth, you gotta move your head around to catch it. The trick is to use your tongue.” Laurel wiggled into her spot on the couch, clad in her Snoopy pajama shorts, right beside Rory. It had only been a couple months since she moved in with her and Mason, but Rory didn’t shy away from asking Laurel to run to the grocery store for a candy bar or to refill her Arizonas--she definitely made herself at home. After all, it’s what Laurel offered her anyway. “You should be really good at this since you really know how to move that mouth,” she teased.

if you could change one thing about your store, what would it be?

“Our way of advertising... The owner is a little... older so they haven’t gotten as on board with posting on social media and making it more accessible to our generation. Also, broadening our music inventory. Not to mention, music considered oldies these days are music that were released in the 90s instead of the 70s and 60s. We’re approaching a different timeline in which if we want kids, teenagers and those in their early 20s to start shopping nostalgically we’ve got to offer music in which they consider nostalgic.”

samuelmateo​:

“Well that depends, are we talking movies that have a supernatural aspect to them or a slasher because that does make a difference.” He rose a brow looking towards her. “Plus if it’s for research, aren’t I entitled to know what my answers are being used for?” Sam teased, pushing his phone into his pocket. 

“Good point! I’ve been getting a lot of slasher movie answers so gimme something a lil’ more ghost-y.” She nodded once, impressed. “Alrighty, so secret? It’s not really for research--I need more movie recommendations. You caught me. I don’t even remember the last time I did actual research for anything.” Aside from learning processes for her esthetician business. 

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Text: Yanny

Rory: I WAS MAKING HIM A GAY FAN

Laurel: Needs more context.

brooklynariwiles​:

So my two year old has declared war on peas today. The veggies he loved last week are now enemy number one and I don’t know if I should be scared or not. I gave him peas at lunch and he ran away terrified and returned wearing a bathrobe and strainer on his head…when I asked why he just looked at me and said “no pea” like he was on strike. So I guess we are going with Broccoli this week.

If Bryant’s on strike, I’m not ashamed to say I volunteer to be a ‘”scab” if it meant that you adopted me. There are so many recipes that incorporate veggies into a smoothie. My mom was actually ahead of the game when she did that during my childhood.

cammymonroe​:

Cammy looked up, mid-sip of her iced coffee and lowered her cup, shaking her head, “Oh, I don’t do scary movies. I’ve watched a few but… I honestly don’t have a favorite.”

“You don’t do scary movies?” Laurel stared at her skeptically. “You’re telling me as a world famous supermodel, no more than a few people invited you back to their place to watch a horror movie in hopes to get in your pants where you would have accepted?”