Cammymonroe​:

cause of death: boredom 

thomas-nakamura​:

“Not street art, no,” Thomas said. “My art’s confined to sketch books and loose pieces of paper. Illustrator, cartoonist, those are my job titles right now.”

He felt a buzz of his phone in his pocket and plucked it out. “Laurel,” he blew out a huff. “Remind me again why you put me in the roommates group chat. I don’t even live there.”

Laurel felt her back pocket vibrate in sync with the buzz that came from Thomas’s, she glanced at the message and giggled. Rory. “I can’t believe she’s mad that I won’t have sex with her.” She looked up and smiled sympathetically. “Thomas, you say that as if you’re not part of our little family. The moment you walked through those doors it’s like you signed a contract to be with us until the day you die.”

Laurel sighed. “I have any idea--what do you say about designing a business card of mine?”

i am being dragged into watching a movie and OFF the laptop so i will be gone for a couple hours maybe. please feel free to message me on discord (trixie tang 💋#5650) on here, or like this post and i will come to you!

learn more about laurel here and here. 

She refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn’t boring.

Zelda Fitzgerald (via breakingbelljar)

ASTROLOGY AESTHETICS | cancer

cancers are remarkably good at accumulating things; indeed, they can be unwilling to throw anything out, even relationships that have passed their use-by date. they are generally over-anxious in financial matters, and make great efforts to gather in money; as a rule, they have unusual ups and downs in their early life and so they are compelled to work to keep ahead, but once they get on their feet they keep there. if channeled in the right direction, their enormous sensitivity can become a great source of strength. once they overcome their touchiness and master their turbulent emotions, their intellect and imagination enable them to become a success in almost anything they undertake.

credit to cheap-glitter for helping me find pictures !

livvy-and-dead​:

“You really should’ve,” Livvy said, almost ignoring the little kiss on their cheek (though they were never good at that – it didn’t take a genius to see little dipples forming on Livvy’s cheeks). “Have you at least seen Hush? Or even Us? Do you even watch any horror?”

“Of course I’ve seen Us! I’m not that deprived of modern cinema. You underestimate me, hon.” She turned and draped her legs - and although she was only five-foot-four, her legs were disproportionately long compared to her torso - over Livvy’s thighs. Their relationship was more intimacy by way of fiery kisses and desperate grasps rather than deep conversations and affection, but Laurel disregarded that aspect. “Does Halloweentown count as horror? If so, I’d survive that one. Other situations, you’d have to be by my side.”

brooklynariwiles​:

So my two year old has declared war on peas today. The veggies he loved last week are now enemy number one and I don’t know if I should be scared or not. I gave him peas at lunch and he ran away terrified and returned wearing a bathrobe and strainer on his head…when I asked why he just looked at me and said “no pea” like he was on strike. So I guess we are going with Broccoli this week.

If Bryant’s on strike, I’m not ashamed to say I volunteer to be a ‘”scab” if it meant that you adopted me. There are so many recipes that incorporate veggies into a smoothie. My mom was actually ahead of the game when she did that during my childhood.

i just got home and i’m one lucky gal as my bf is in the kitchen cooking dinner while i start *cracks knuckles* getting down on these replies and responses to starters and messages on discord and my ims!

cammymonroe​:

Cammy smirked, hearing the other woman’s forwardness. “Smooth,” she mildly teased. “Maybe I can, but I’d like to get a name first. After all, going into stranger’s houses is definitely a risky thing to do. Horror movie one-oh-one, right?”

“Laurel Walker,” she stated proudly, as if using her married name from an illegitimate marriage was something to carry with pride. “And you passed my test. It only validated my reasoning to ask you out. I’m the assistant manager over at Crossroads. I have a cat named Einstein. And my favorite food is macaroni and cheese. See? Now we’re not strangers.”