A Compilation Of My Favorite Pride & Prejudice Posts 😌

Imperial Snapchat

Imperial Snapchat. Admiral Piett is currently leading the contest.

Thanks for the wonderful idea, @kaelinaloveslomaris and @occasionalinanity

I HAVEN'T HAD INTERNET FOR FOUR FUCKING DAYS AND I WAS SO EXCITED TO FINALLY LAY DOWN AND READ ALL THE NEW FICS IN THE DINLUKE TAG AND NOW I CANT 😭😭😭😭

The mashup you never thought would work

Okay, real advice for newcomers who to participate in the Tumblr social sphere?

Any time one of your posts begins to get even a tiny bit of traction, go through the notes and reblog the most entertaining response.

Don’t feel the need to remark on it; you can build on it if it’s the sort of thing that invites a back-and-forth exchange, but otherwise let it stand.

The key to meeting people and making friends on this site is the willingness to let other people be funnier than you on your own post.

When the guard coach tells you to stay in your toaster

i once saw someone say the extended universe of star wars is like world unbuilding and that’s honestly the only way i can describe it, because i have absolutely no fucking clue of what the fuck goes on outside of the movies, and i have TRIED to understand, but the more i try the less i understand, i just… what the fuck man

Unpopular opinion:

Not all dogs…

Are good boys.

The Sections At 1 AM The Night Before A Competition

flutes/piccolos: asleep scattered across the floor of someone's bedroom wearing matching sweatpants.

clarinets: moodily playing pokémon

alto saxophones: all at walmart separately because they all think they're the ones responsible for treat bags and forgot until now. never see each other and each get like ten treat bags the next morning. confused but happy.

low reeds: finding more ways to hide dirty jokes on their section hoodies.

trumpets: practicing their "marching face" in the mirror to make it suitably focused and serious yet smoldering.

mellophones: trying to figure out how to attach a large sign to their instrument that says "it's a mellophone, not an exceptionally large trumpet." they are doomed to fail and the masses remain uneducated.

trombones: frantically trying to fix their instrument from attempting to pop to the box in their bedroom with the slide as far down as possible and slamming into the ceiling.

baritones/euphoniums: reflecting bitterly on all the times the tubas have upstaged them. vow to never let it happen again.

tubas/sousaphones: standing in front of a mirror trying to figure out precisely which angle at which to tip their beret to look the most roguish.

pit percussion: still loading their equipment on the band truck even though they started after school; one of them is missing for no reason.

drum line: performing a ritual sacrifice.

color guard: already doing their hair. still almost don't get done in time.

drum majors: practicing their salute 40,098 times, then making sure they don't "stand weird" while conducting.

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