Mad Scientist Stimboard (with Mainly Greens & Blues) For : @r3animat0r!

Did u guys know camp is actually an acronym

“real? i don’t give a shit. i don’t come from a nice story. i believe in you, and i believe in me, and i think we’re just real enough.”

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

ohhh the husbandry of it all

This is a PSA:

Listen to your body and don’t overdo the crazy laugh.

I get it, we’re all dramatic bitches and it’s an important step to seem adequately evil, but know your limits.

It’s not great for your reputation as an evil mastermind to have an asthma attack in the middle of a robbery.

you had a DUTY, dear scientist.

you had a duty to understand, better than any other entity on the planet, longer than any other entity on the planet, me. you had a duty to document me and make sense of all that encompasses me. you had a duty to care for me alongside your other specimens with equity and compassion. you had a duty to run tests upon tests upon tests to see what i am made of. you had a duty to report the results of those tests, so that those who come after you can understand, too. you had a duty to bridge the gap between me and the universe, to discover me, to render me well and truly fathomable.

and yet, you have learned NOTHING.

was playing fetch with your stupid golden retriever boyfriend and uuuuh long story short he completely burned up on re-entry to earth’s atmosphere. sorry