I was looking at the Bloom cards because it was my first time seeing them (I was out of the fandom when they were released) and it's so pretty!
However, I couldn't help but laugh because why is Azul just...floating like 4-5 inches off the ground???
The photographer for sure had to lie on the pavement to take that photo. Azul even flashed his most charming smile to hide that he was hovering so low the broom was touching the ground.
The photographer:
[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus
firm believe that not everything happens for a reason, sometimes things are just cruel. and they shouldn’t have happened and it’s not supposed to be a lesson because we never deserved such thing.
You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this
The future is worth saving no matter the cost.
autistic people when they have a small interaction with someone that THEY initiated and now suddenly everything is okay and there is some good in the world and not everyone hates you
My Blooming Key test was absolutely beautiful, one of my favorite quizzes to date! My key seems to be a Forget-me-not~
I am lowkey unfit for human interaction
The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.
In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.
But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.
"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?
"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.
Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?
It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.