Eleven Year Olds Need Book Series Filled To The Brim With Violence And Crime. It's Like Enrichment For

things the marauders fandom has ruined for me

pink sticky notes

accidentally in love by counting crows (specifically in shrek 2)

leather jackets

grape jelly

red converse

david bowie

toast

mars bars

bagels

stargazing

any taylor swift song

eucalyptus + lavender scent combo

halloween

timothee chalamet

rubik’s cubes

several very specific paintings

paintings and art museums in general

10 things i hate about you

leonard cohen by boygenius

the grudge by olivia rodrigo

you all want to act like he was a villain but lowkey regulus contributed more to materially defeating voldemort than sirius ever did.... my boy was stealing horcruxes and solving crucial mysteries meanwhile his brother spent like half that book series angrily sequestered in various rooms. and serving face

recommending the Dead Poets Society to everyone I meet with the jolliest smile that you'll ever see on my face because I am a little bit silly and extremely evil

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

reminders:

if you or someone you know might need it in the next few years, purchase plan b. the shelf life of plan b is 4 years, and we might not be able to access it as easily as we can now in the days ahead.

if you are larger/plus size: go online and purchase ella instead of plan b. plan b is less effective if you aren’t under 160 pounds.

if you can, purchase books that project 2025 is looking to ban.

mass deportations are starting. if you see ice vehicles or agents, yell ice raid and la migra as loud as you can.

if someone asks who you voted for, keep your mouth shut. they’re fishing for traitors.

if anyone, anyone at all asks about your neighbors or their legal status in the us, you know nothing. don’t be the reason that their family is separated.

if anyone asks about your religion or lack thereof, keep it vague. this administration will look for any excuse to persecute you.

your friends are trans or queer? for the next four years they’re not. don’t expose anyone’s status as a trans or queer person to anyone else, even if you think you can trust them.

did someone you know get an abortion? no, they didn’t. they were never pregnant.

in short, don’t be a snitch, and keep to yourself these next four years. we’ll make it through this even if it seems hopeless at times.

we can survive this. we’ve survived before, and we’ll survive again.

regulus:

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

Rip remus lupin you would've loved googling your point to prove you were right

no one confessed their undying love for me today i feel kinda cheated