Rip Remus Lupin You Would've Loved Googling Your Point To Prove You Were Right

regulus:

In a situation where Madame Pomfrey make the Marauders sign some documents to save time the next time some of them ends up in the enfermary:

Madame Pomfrey: Ok Kids, Im gona need an emergency contact

Peter: Does it have to be our parents?

Madame Pomfrey: ... I guess it will do if it's just some close friend who I can call in an emergency

Sirius: Perfect

Madame Pomfrey: Can you tell me how is this person related to each of you?

Remus: I put one of my only mentally mature friends

Sirius: Oh so definitely not us... I put my brother

James (without even paying attention): I put my boyfrie...

All: ...

Peter: You have a boyfriend???!!!

Sirius: Who will be stupid enough to date you??!!

James: ...

Madame Pomfrey: ...

Madame Pomfrey: The three of you put the exact same person...

Sirius:

Remus:

James:

Remus: Wait...

Sirius: JAMES POTTER ARE YOU DATING MY BROTHER???!!!!!

james to regulus

LMAOOOOO

sirius and remus arguing about who's last name they want to take

sirius: I'M NOT STAYING A FUCKING BLACK

remus: I'M NOT GOING TO BE WOLFY MCWOLF MARRIED TO DOG MCWOLF

oh god... the real world... bleh

and I'm forced to endure it for the next 6 hours straight?!

the hp fandom and the marauders fandom are two completely separate fandoms and i will die on this hill

Remus: What's it like dating Regulus?

James: Once, I asked for water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".

James: I love him.

I've just finished Crimson Rivers. It's 3.37am and I'm sobbing my soul out of my body. I am not the same person I was before 3.37am. This beautiful great big tragedy will haunt me for the rest of my days. Regulus Arcturus Black and I are the same person. Jegulus dynamic is the most precious thing to me in the world. Wolfstar healed me while traumatizing me. I'm a fucker for Black brothers angst, their lore knows no limits when it comes to shatter me whole. PRONGSFOOT MY BELOVES. There was a landmine. A landmine a landmine a landmine a landmine a landmine a landmine a landmine a landmine a landmine a landmine a landmine a landmine a landmine a landmine a landmine a landmine a landmine a landmine a landmine a landmine a landmine. NO ONE THINKS TO LOOK UP UNTIL THERE'S A SOUND (I think I will not sleep tonight). There are sosososo many things that will stay with me forever from this story. I'm so grateful and so broken after Crimson Rivers that I can assure I am not the same person. "You're hesitating, love" I screamed the three times I read that. Always his little brother.

i can feel the light shine on my face

did I disappoint you?