Responding to a kidnapping attempt part 1:
Tony:
Peter:
Bruce:
Natasha:
Clint:
Thor:
Steve:
Bucky:
Sam:
Loki:
Loki summoning daggers:
Where is it?!
Thor frantically trying to calm him down:
Loki, wait!! You should treat spiders how you wish to be treated!
Loki:
Killed without hesitation!
Thor:
Not again! Please stop dying!
Freed and Bickslow turn around hearing a crunch.
Laxus: My mouth is a candy crush
Freed internally screaming in indecipherable gay
Freed: Gentle reminder to not eat too much candy before bed.
Bickslow: No.
Freed: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance full me with ungodly rage.
Everyone proceeds to look at him weird
Peter: My parents died when I was a child, I watched my Uncle get shot and everyday’s despair when I go out at night
Flash: Penis, what the fuck?!
Peter: You’ll know what I’m talking about soon enough
Also Peter as Spider-Man at a press conference: I promised my class I would explain a comment I made after being told to write about our happiest childhood memory. So here it is. *takes mask off*
Mr Harrington: today's activity is easy! Just write about your happiest childhood memory!
Peter: my what now
Me responding to this post getting over a hundred notes despite being some bullshit I made on the bus:
Responding to a kidnapping attempt part 1:
Tony:
Peter:
Bruce:
Natasha:
Clint:
Thor:
Steve:
Bucky:
Sam:
Loki:
Harley: F*ck Flash, he’s being a dick, I’m gonna steal his car.
Peter: you can’t do that! it’s illegal! You shouldn’t do anything that’s illegal, it’s wrong!
Harley: Why are you acting so high and mighty? you’re a vigilante, that’s illegal too.
Peter: It’s only illegal when you get caught. And unlike you, I don’t get caught.
A stranger cat calling MJ: Hey gorgeous. Want me to teach you something?
MJ: Sure. I’ve always wanted to know whether someone can die of constipation.
Stranger: Uhhh. What?
MJ: Will you die of constipation?
Stranger:
MJ: Cause you’re full of shit
Peter and Ned laughing: You killed him
Pepper
No one else does anything on the same level as Pepper fucking Potts
who did it best tho 😂
Loki is more easily irritated by Thor on Thursday. He’s grumpy and sad but Thor doesn’t understand.
Clint: There’s only four ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way, the Nat way, and the Clint way.
Rest of the Avengers : ???
Clint: The Nat way is the faster way to the right way, the Clint way just creates another problem to cover the original problem, which leads to a snowball of problems no one understands.
Anything Marvel. Other things as well as I get involved with other fandoms
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