😂

Clearly you don’t know Johnny Storm

Clint, after being drenched in gasoline: Oh no. Fire is my only weakness.

Y/N: Yeah, fire is everyone’s weakness.

Y/N: It’s fucking fire.

Reblog if you are bisexual, pansexual, or asexual, if you support bisexuals, pansexuals, and asexuals, or

There’s no third, funny option, just the first two because it’s good to just support people because they deserve support.

Loki is more easily irritated by Thor on Thursday. He’s grumpy and sad but Thor doesn’t understand.

Tony: Hey lokes, what ya doing?

Loki: Just some light research on genetic’s.

Loki: I’m going to eliminate all the cancers.

Tony: Oh wow. That’s impressive-..

Loki: Then the Virgo’s.

Tony:...

loki: today is a quiet day

loki: very quiet *looks at thor who's sleeping peacefully*

loki: i don't like quiet *pulls out daggers*

loki: *stabs thor*

thor: loKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

loki: ahh no more quiet, i like it

Oof

“Not you”

And Carol walks in the door drinking Starbucks.

Peter: *comes home at 2 am*

Tony: where were you?

Peter: with cap

Cap: *turns his chair * wanna try again?

This has been queued for 357 days. Worth the wait

“What do you know about infectious diseases?” -teacher

“They spread” -person

“Does that make sluts diseases?” -me

Peter: MJ is so cute. *sigh*

Ned: ...She just...stabbed Flash for bullying you...

Peter: I said cute not harmless.

MJ: You do know I can hear you?

Peter:

Ned:

MJ: Thanks Loser