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Do you have any hc of the crew preferences for their s/o? (For example if they would prefer them older/younger,chubby/thin,blonde/brunette,funny/serious etc...)

PSA: YOU'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL IN YOUR OWN WAYS! There is nothing wrong with who you are and I find it super important to embrace your uniqueness! There's only one of you so please, never apologize for being you ^~^

Flug:

~ I feel like Flug really doesn't care about what his s/o looks like he wears a paper bag for crying out loud

~ However, he loves freckles (I can see it as a kink/turn on for him)

~ He doesn't care if you shave or not, any sort of physical contact is good enough for him

~ He loves the chub, good hugs bring up his mood when things go to hell

~ As far as age goes, he likes to date someone either 3 years younger or older, so there's not a huge age gap

Demencia:

~ Gotta be sophisticated and proper so it balances out her chaotic energy

~ She loooves piercings and tattoos, each thing is a story and that's important to her

~ She's also got a thing for scars, it proves that you not only got hurt you survived

~ Hey if you have dyed hair, that's great! But she's a sucker for black hair

~ I can see Dem being REALLY into muscles

Black Hat:

~ Everyone is gonna be younger than him so he doesn't care about age (unless they're like a child)

~ He prefers a quiet being, but doesn't mind a rambunctious person too much He lives with Dem, he has to deal with it

~ He LOVES red/ginger hair, it's so rare to see someone with it so you'll literally be his rare gem

~ He's a sucker for blue, green, hazel, brown and gray eyes (if you have multicolors or two different colors, he's gonna MELT)

~ Gotta have nice lips, he loves a person that wears lipstick especially a bright red one ooh la la~!

((Also give love to Blitzy Blitzwing for making that sexy ass gif))

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“My problem isn’t that my favorite characters aren’t real; it’s that I’m not fictional. I don’t want them to be real. What I desperately wish is that I could be fictional with them. It’s not that I want them here with me in this mundane and ordinary world; it’s that I want to join them in their extraordinary one”

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