So Is Alistair Crump Looking For A 4th Wife Cause I’m Right Here

Hey warning in the cookie run fandom, invader zim fandom, undertale fandom and steven universe fandom since this person is in a lot

This person draws rape and pedophilia excusing it as ""aging up"

Please be careful and block them both here and on twitter and please reblog this to let others know

Do you have any hc of the crew preferences for their s/o? (For example if they would prefer them older/younger,chubby/thin,blonde/brunette,funny/serious etc...)

PSA: YOU'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL IN YOUR OWN WAYS! There is nothing wrong with who you are and I find it super important to embrace your uniqueness! There's only one of you so please, never apologize for being you ^~^

Flug:

~ I feel like Flug really doesn't care about what his s/o looks like he wears a paper bag for crying out loud

~ However, he loves freckles (I can see it as a kink/turn on for him)

~ He doesn't care if you shave or not, any sort of physical contact is good enough for him

~ He loves the chub, good hugs bring up his mood when things go to hell

~ As far as age goes, he likes to date someone either 3 years younger or older, so there's not a huge age gap

Demencia:

~ Gotta be sophisticated and proper so it balances out her chaotic energy

~ She loooves piercings and tattoos, each thing is a story and that's important to her

~ She's also got a thing for scars, it proves that you not only got hurt you survived

~ Hey if you have dyed hair, that's great! But she's a sucker for black hair

~ I can see Dem being REALLY into muscles

Black Hat:

~ Everyone is gonna be younger than him so he doesn't care about age (unless they're like a child)

~ He prefers a quiet being, but doesn't mind a rambunctious person too much He lives with Dem, he has to deal with it

~ He LOVES red/ginger hair, it's so rare to see someone with it so you'll literally be his rare gem

~ He's a sucker for blue, green, hazel, brown and gray eyes (if you have multicolors or two different colors, he's gonna MELT)

~ Gotta have nice lips, he loves a person that wears lipstick especially a bright red one ooh la la~!

((Also give love to Blitzy Blitzwing for making that sexy ass gif))

PSA for animal friends

It’s holiday season which means there will be a lot of impulse bought pets that will get abandoned right after the party ends. That’s a very blunt and sad statement but sadly it’s incredibly true and if you work in rescue or in any sort of animal shelter you’re probably already preparing for this upcoming time.

My rescuer friends are preparing for literally hundreds of cats and dogs in January, not even counting the smaller pets like hamsters, guinea pigs, bunnys, etc. Last year one of them had 600 hamsters in January… 600. And no, that’s not from all across the country, that’s just in his city. He had bunnys in shoeboxes thrown over their fence at night and a pregnant guinea pig in the trash bin,

That’s why i’m asking you: When you take out the trash and there’s a closed cardboard box (or straight up a pet cage) that rustles please take a few seconds of your time to open it and look inside. When you see a nervous dog tied up somewhere, wait a few minutes and if no owner comes contact somebody (police, local shelter).

I know this has nothing to do with my blog but this is very important to me and i want to spread this message. If this is too long for you please just copy and share the bolded text! Thank you

horned king!

Gonna give this a try…

Starter Call! Interested in doin’ a thing with the Horned King(or Creeper)? Hit Reblog!

The Horned King from the Black Cauldron

Literally all the Disney Villains have kink inducing voices. I dare you to find me one I don’t like. 

It's my 5 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Help please!💮

I really hate to ask, but I can’t afford to eat the rest of this week, I haven’t been eating all week, and I know this isn’t healthy. If anyone could help me out, I’d appreciate it so so much. Even if you can’t donate, if you could share this, I’d be just as happy! Thank you so so much in advance!

Here’s my cashapp: $HusselHobbs

well how about headcanons for thrax have a shy s/o?

Thrax loves to get you all flustered

If you ever start to feel uncomfortable or overwhelmed, he'll help you get out of that situation.

(I'm sorry but that's literally all I could think of😅 if anyone wants to add to this, go ahead and reblog this.)

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