Where. Where. Where. Where.

more Dalyrrim stuff, this time rough art! (The scale and crystal were inspired by Dygra, scrybe of the unknown by @blacklyte (vaguely)

cards: her cards are made by predictions that come true, and manifest as something symbolic of the event (jester for a stupid scenario, etc). the queen of sparrows is a rare card that symbolizes a corrupt leader taking power. (Leshy or P03, take your pick)

scale: as you would expect, but teeth are reskinned as marbles.

book: rulebook, still as you would expect.

meter to the right of the board: tension. each card can be played for free, but will add x amount of tension to the board's meter. if the total tension of all cards exceeds the max of the meter (4), all of your cards take the excess damage upon bell ring. example: you play two four tension cards, because the first four completely fill the meter you are four over. upon bell ring, all cards will take the four excess damage individually.

floating diamond: your lives. you have eight but must use them both for survival and as currency. marbles only get you so far. this one has a singular space greyed out, as it was used to purchase something.

Hi, I made a HTTYD quiz to see which dragon you would ride if you were a trainer!

Don't get mad at me for being right!

TAKE THE QUIZ AND TELL ME WHAT YOU GOT, YOU COWARDS!

Are you gonna pay me? 

hello! my store is re-opening april 8th!! 

this whole situation is very funny

credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!

imagine a fully open world, liminal space crafting survival game. like you can travel the world, build, and craft but you have to get all the resources from an endless loop of this nonsense:

i just think that would be neat.

3/20/22: Adjust

Just one moment

I'll let you adjust

to the place you find yourself in

and me in front of you

You need time

to start to adjust

to the new rules of the game

and the way you play

But what if you already know

what if you adjusted

I don't need to explain this

to someone who already knows me

I'll give some time

for you to adjust

to me letting you adjust

Idea: request from @kyoshi-with-a-gun: "players slowly becoming more mechanics oriented as they get used to the aesthetics; you can play chess forever but a book changes after the first read."

#if this ends up being uncommon knowledge like the dyslexia font I’m gonna flip

Fellow epileptics, I have some fantastic news for you. There’s an add-on that makes the internet safer for us. It’s called Epilepsy Blocker. The creator had me test it out, give feedback, he made adjustments, and it works great. It may even help those with migraine disorders that are triggered by the same thing that messes with those of use with photosensitive epilepsy (mine is a case of being absurdly sensitive).

This is the only add-on I’ve encountered made specifically for those of us with epilepsy. It’s not a well known add-on, but I hope to see that change.

my favorite thing to say as a reaction to stuff is “dear lord” i say it at least 10 times a day

3/29/22: Learning through Suffering

Narrator: Magnificus

You: None

One learns with pain

so they must hurt

Torture the students

do they can know

The more pain one feels

the more they know

the more time they spend

without comfort

The smartest one at all

is me, from when

I was created with suffering

already in me

I went through it all

from before I was made

The pain is a part of me

even though it never happened

So they must suffer

as I never did

maybe they can be smarter

like I never could

Idea: Magnificus's treatment of his students.