Is There A Tag For Seconds(the Comic) By  Bryan Lee O'Malley?

hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

are you thirty? have a sip!

are you hungry? have a spack!

have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.

are you stick? purt your indies!

do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!

are you tired? break your togs!

do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.

are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)

more Dalyrrim stuff, this time rough art! (The scale and crystal were inspired by Dygra, scrybe of the unknown by @blacklyte (vaguely)

cards: her cards are made by predictions that come true, and manifest as something symbolic of the event (jester for a stupid scenario, etc). the queen of sparrows is a rare card that symbolizes a corrupt leader taking power. (Leshy or P03, take your pick)

scale: as you would expect, but teeth are reskinned as marbles.

book: rulebook, still as you would expect.

meter to the right of the board: tension. each card can be played for free, but will add x amount of tension to the board's meter. if the total tension of all cards exceeds the max of the meter (4), all of your cards take the excess damage upon bell ring. example: you play two four tension cards, because the first four completely fill the meter you are four over. upon bell ring, all cards will take the four excess damage individually.

floating diamond: your lives. you have eight but must use them both for survival and as currency. marbles only get you so far. this one has a singular space greyed out, as it was used to purchase something.

fuckfucker, the fucker of you fucks.

you ever have a cool fan content idea, then think to yourself “ok so if I post this then people will come to my house and write ‘cringe’ on my forehead”, but also know that that won’t happen, and the idea will not leave your head?

If you live in the UK please please sign this petition and reblog this post. If you dont live in the UK please reblog this and spread it as far as possible.

TLDR; they're trying to ban conversion therapy in the UK and are refusing to ban it for trans people too. We need your help.

Petitions - UK Government and Parliament

Petition: Ensure Trans people are fully protected under any conversion therapy ban

Ensure any ban fully includes trans people and all forms of conversion therapy.

hey man it's okay don't cry i'm sorry i managed to escape all your traps but i thought they were really cool and scary honestly... and like, they were literally so challenging and well constructed, i barely made it out alive you did a really good job... look, i can go back and do it again and get caught and killed in one this time if it'll make you feel better. i just don't want you to be upset about it..

I'm sorry this is one of the funniest tags that's ever been left on one of my posts

when the imposter is sus

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i had a dream where i was playing “basketball”, but in reality i as team captain was tasked with tossing a bag of gummies into the enemy hoop before time ran out.

had a dream that a masked guy with a knife was standing outside my window while i was making dinner and when i acknowledged his presence and asked him what he wanted he told me that i was really bad at chopping onions and that if i let him in he could show me how to do it properly. so because dream me is a fucking dumbass i let him in and of course he chased me and stabbed me. but as i was bleeding out i realized i could be hilarious about it. so i looked up at him and said "wow you're really bad at chopping onions" and he got so mad he killed me.