Overly Specific Dnd Meme That Could Also Be About Godhood If You Think About It

Made my day.

Tympanum from the Saint-Denis church (Montmoreau-Saint-Cybard, Charente, France), XIIth century.

Equestrian Combat with Lance and Sword - Fiore Furlan dei Liberi da Premariacco Italian about 1340-1350 - before 1450

Prodigiorum ac ostentorum chronicon, quae praeter naturae ordinem, et in superioribus et his inferioribus mundi regionibus, ab exordio mundi usque ad haec nostra tempora acciderunt. (1557) Conrad Lycosthenes

Dwarf: what the heck is lightning?

Elf: enormous bolts of electricity from the sky that sometimes kill people or set forests on fire

Dwarf: ....

Elf: after they happen the sky roars at you

Dwarf: you're not selling me on this whole "living above ground" thing

Elf: ooh, let me tell you about tornadoes

The DM has a jackalope NPC guiding us to the next plot hook. One of our druids is using Speak with Animals to communicate. 

Druid, to us, “And he says to follow him-” 

Druid, to the jackalope: “I’m sorry, I didn’t ask, what pronouns do you use? What is your gender?”

Jackalope: “… I haven’t… thought about it… What is my gender?”

Me, in the chat: “You’ve taken a perfectly good jackalope and given it dysphoria!”