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Shopping mall shenanigans!

I was going through some old photos of my friends, and I found some dumb ones that I thought would be fun to draw as the paladins :^)

I absolutely forgot Keith’s gloves but it’s too late now

Coran is behind the camera! Click on the drawings for better quality!

Even more Manuscript Art of Armed women

Can you help me find some fics where Peter gets tortured and Tony comes and saves him?

Here are some fics that look to have Peter being tortured and then rescued by Tony. (Please note that these can be very heavy fics and read all tags before proceeding)

Five Times Peter Said “Sorry” to Tony Stark by AgentNerd …and the one time he didn’t have to. 

Accepting the Tides by Emma_Anacortes Tony had dragged Peter from the depths of despair after May’s death. It was normal that he’d grown to care a little about him, right? Yeah, okay. He freaking loved the kid. So naturally, he would feel a little weird when Richard Parker randomly shows up in Peter’s life. Naturally, he’d feel protective, nervous, and confused because where has Richard been all this time? And why does Tony feel sick every time he sees him around Peter? All he knows is if Richard hurts his kid, Tony’s gonna give him hell.

standing in the gallows by parkrstark An enemy from Tony’s past comes back to get him. But he does something more painful than hurting him. He takes the most important person to Tony. Tony just doesn’t know it yet. (Or the one where Peter is kidnapped and tortured and Tony realizes just how much this kid means to him.)

To Kill a Songbird by TheQueenOfWhump (wip) Peter Parker died six months ago in a fire after a horrible chemical accident….or did he? At least, that’s what Tony believes when an unemployed Ross illegally imprisons the Avengers on the Raft, which was supposed to have been destroyed.

Hindsight by elephreak The one where Peter is being abused in the worst way.

It Wasn’t You by losingmymindtonight They grab Peter right out from under Tony’s nose.

Revenge is a dish best served cold and afraid by wolfypuppypiles Peter was walking home when the news broke out, and his phone had died half-way through fifth period so, he couldn’t pick up when Tony tried to call. He had no idea what was coming for him, and no clue as to what was playing on every news announcement on tv. Toomes had broken out of prison.

take me back by jaybaybay (wip)  Peter and Shuri are kidnapped by a gang of bandits who demand ransom money for the princess of Wakanda. They’ll soon find out that they have more then one prize in their grasp. 

Heed my senses, I can’t do it alone by DoctorsBadWolf Peter thought things were going his way, he really did. His relationship with Tony was going great, his grades were steady, May was supporting his heroic debuts and his friendship with Ned had never been stronger. But when the man lurking in the shadows, whose all-consuming addiction to the senses affiliated with the red and blue vigilante kidnaps him, things quickly go south. In the meantime, Tony’s fearful he’ll never find the boy he’s come to see as his son. Will Peter ever be alright? Tony’s not sure, but he’ll do everything and anything to ensure that boy’s well-being. He just hopes the world isn’t too much. It’s Tony against the world, and for Peter, he’d win every time. 

The World Is Wide (But I Feel So Small) by Buckets_Of_Stars When Peter is abruptly taken from Tony by a mysterious criminal, the teen has to fight tooth and nail to make it out of the man’s clutches, testing him every step of the way as he tries desperately to get back to his Dad. Tony just wants to find his child and make the bastard responsible pay for his actions. By any means necessary. 

I’m not gone yet by DoctorsBadWolf When the media finds out that Peter Parker is the closest thing to Tony Stark’s son. Hyrda takes it as an opportunity to make him do his bidding, but they weren’t expecting the old team to get back together to save the boy. 

To Hope Is To Expect by madasthesea “I dreamed about how you would come rescue me,” Peter confesses, voice hoarse.Tony doesn’t want to hear this. He doesn’t want to know how he’d failed this kid even worse than he thought.

Dwarf: what the heck is lightning?

Elf: enormous bolts of electricity from the sky that sometimes kill people or set forests on fire

Dwarf: ....

Elf: after they happen the sky roars at you

Dwarf: you're not selling me on this whole "living above ground" thing

Elf: ooh, let me tell you about tornadoes

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

I understand why a lot of fantasy settings with Ambiguously Catholic organised religions go the old "the Church officially forbids magic while practising it in secret in order to monopolise its power" route, but it's almost a shame because the reality of the situation was much funnier.

Like, yes, a lot of Catholic clergy during the Middle Ages did practice magic in secret, but they weren't keeping it secret as some sort of sinister top-down conspiracy to deny magic to the Common People: they were mostly keeping it secret from their own superiors. It wasn't one of those "well, it's okay when we do it" deals: the Church very much did not want its local priests doing wizard shit. We have official records of local priests being disciplined for getting caught doing wizard shit. And the preponderance of evidence is that most of them would take their lumps, promise to stop doing wizard shit, then go right back to doing wizard shit.

It turns out that if you give a bunch of dudes education, literacy, and a lot of time on their hands, some non-zero percentage of them are going to decide to be wizards, no matter how hard you try to stop them from being wizards.

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

@camp-hufflepuff-313   March 13th! My sib from another crib! 

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