Dey Found Da Clothes At Da Soup Store

I feel like Computer from Courage the Cowardly Dog Show and The Narrator from The Stanley Parable are distant cousins dat hate each other for being pompous and pretentious but still talk smack bout everyone else at deir disembodied british voices family reunion and den proceed ta tell everyone dey dissed dat da other one talked behind deir back.

Freeze! You’re under arrest for being so lovely! Copy this message to 10 other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserve it. Keep the game going and make others feel beautiful!

You'll never catch me alive! *rainbow smoke bomb*

YO PEEPS TAKE A GANDER AT DIS!!!

My Spacehey!!

Text under da cut!!!

Meet ya local neighbrohood cool kid yo!!! Bb

Ya can call me anythin [not bad]!

(If name required Ness/Camp will do!

Aroace!!! Agender!!! Any pronouns!!!

Spam likes/reblobs are okay!!!

DO NOT INTERACT

Racists/xenos

queerphobes/transphobes

any form of pedos

Any form of abusers

Ableists

sexists

proshippers (CLARIFICATION: people who actually genuinely ship a minor and an adult or insest and not peeps usin it in a story in order ta bring awareness ta it or make da story/reader uncomfortable on purpose [apparently dere's discorse bout censorship and junk, which, no, censorship ain't cool either])

*Will add more when thought of*

GNARLY

Reanimator

Fnaf/Dsaf [Five nights at freddy's/dayshift at freddy's]

80s/90s junk

Undertale/Deltarune [UT/DR]

Splatoon

Colour

Cave story

Cartoons

Jet set radio (JSR)

The stanley parable

Earthbound [/mother series]

[Falsettos]

etc

(Not important*) WACK

Under/Over exaggeratin a convo

When a bug fl[ies] past my head

Pickle taste and smell

Smoke (tobacco)

swearin [me specifically]

Fresh Jam(s)

Will Wood

Oingo Boingo

Bill Wurtz

Weird Al

JSR ost

UT/DR ost

Splatoon ost

Character playlists lol

Loose text startin from top left:

ALWAYS smilin

Shark tooth necklace

Cool glow in the dark Ghostbusters t-shirt

Picks bumps on skin

Heelys very important!

SWAG in cool letters

Jazzberry Jam <- just felt like sharin dat info [colour of crayon I used]

*meanin [not] serious issues [serious issues include] eg racism, homo/transphobia, etc [ran out of space]

Loose smaller text:

Rad

Gnarly

Sick

Tubular

Fresh

Text patterns:

-ing=-in (laughing=laughin)

To=Ta (where are ya headin ta)

Too=Too (same)

The=Da (what da heck)

That=Dat (what is dat)

Their=Deir (it's deir choice)

This=Dis (dis is bananas)

Then=Den (when is it den)

Than=Dan (dis is better dan dat)

You=Ya (What're ya doin)

There=Dere (what's over dere)

Your=Ya (What happened ta ya thing)

You're=Ya're (Ya're so radical)

Neighbourhood=Neighbrohood (neighbrohood cool kid)

Chips/crisps=Chisps (I gots chisps)

Forgot=Forgor (I forgor)

*Will add more when thought of*

Notes: brackets [] used when somethin was added ta text dat wasn't on original image. Crossed out words for when deletin text from original image.

Catch ya on da flipflop dudes!!! Bb

I just drew a singular carrot cause if dis book is as trash as ya say, den it doesn't even deserve other carrots or a whole side of hot sauce

We’re doing this theme park thing for language arts where we took the book that we were reading in small groups (each group picked their own book) and creating a theme park based off of it.

My group picked a kinda awful book, so our theme park is basically just us mocking it and it is SO. MUCH. FUN.

Like, we were designing some foods to represent some of the characters, and for one character I wrote down a piece of lemon and hard core whiskey. Another one is baby carrot dipped in hot sauce with sprinkles on top. The third is PB&J with some sand mixed in. 

We’re just making these absolute ATROCITIES and then linking them back up to the confusing mess that is these characters. Those 45 minutes were some of the best spent in my life. All three of us were wheezing the entire time, oh my god it was awesome.

When I get a computer it's over for all of ya

Hello friend you're radtastic and cool and fun to hang out with and glowtale is kickbutt and you're so supportive and great and I feel so happy when I see you in my notifications and I love you <3

Huh??!?!?! Ya gave me da unexpected compliment?!?!?! Thamks bruh!!!! I lomve ya too!!!

WAIT DID I NEVER REBLOB DIS DUDE??? HUH????

Hey hey @kumatora770 look what I did

I’m still getting used to pens, my apologies, but tada!!! This was mostly done a while ago but then it occurred to me that I had no brown, so I had to wait until my new pens arrived before I could finish. All in all, adequate piece of art, the colors are pretty, and I’m proud of myself.

Good, now eat it. Don't use it like it's intended E A T I T.

-quietly sits in a corner, vibrating and drinking c o f f e e-

Mind if I join?

DUDE I JUST NOTICED IN DA FNAF MOVIE DA GUY WHO GETS BIT BY DA CUPCAKE FIRST IS WEARING A MIDNIGHT MOTORIST SHIRT

NO WHAT I MISSED OLIVER'S BIRFDAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? HAPPY L8 BIRFDAY YOU RADTACULAR GROOVETACULAR SWAGTACULAR DUDE YOU!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! HOPE IT WAS AS GNARLY AS EVAH!1!1!1!1!1