I Feel Like Computer From Courage The Cowardly Dog Show And The Narrator From The Stanley Parable Are

Me who hasn't checked bumblr in months and now has hundreds of unchecked posts dat keep piling up and is doing absbrolutely nothin bout it: by talos dis can't be happenin

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

I would, but I'd be jealous and don't wanna ruin my floors and ask if he could do it outside please

i wish i could infinitely regenerate my body parts so i could explode into viscera for dramatic effect whenever something mildly upsetting occurs

Also, I had another headcanon

So Da skelebros could survive in space and underwater since dey're just skeletons, dere was a post bout dem bein in space and messin with NASA, but imagine, ya're underwater, subadivin or whatever and out of nowhere, through da cloudy water ya see a skeleton- no, two skeletons, thinkin it's a dead body you get closer ta observe it, and ya realise it's sans and papyrus undertale collecting little trinkets from the bottom of the ocean

Sans undertale, holding from by the looks of it, a garfield telephone

And papyrus undertale holding just random things, while also trying to clean up the ocean, separating keep from trash

sans undertale starts default dancing underwater when he spots ya, and/or, papyrus manages to get the Garfield telephone ta work and when Frisk undertale calls him, he answers from underwater, and tells frisk undertale in a vague answer that he's underwater, but frisk wouldn't be able ta tell if it were not for da underwater tone ta his voice

○°HUMAN, SO NICE TO CALL AGAIN.°○

°○OH, WHERE AM I?○°

○°LET'S JUST SAY IM SOMEWHERE VERY... ○°

○°WET○°

○°BUT EVERYTHING IS GOING SWIMMINGLY°○

°°hey kiddo, how's it going?°°

°°hm? where are we?°°

°°well, we're not in our house that's for sure.°°

Absolutely bruh

will you accept him

Hey!

I need your help!

According to my mom, privacy is not a human right, and because I live under her roof I do not deserve it! I want to prove a point to her. This is how you can help:

Reblog if you think I deserve privacy because it is my human right. Ignore if you agree with my mom. Please, I want this to get big so I can show her how many people disagree.

Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence

my man

INSOMNIA

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