Mother Just Put In Her Invisalin, Looked At Me, And Told Me That For All The Money She’s Spent On Her

I drink diet coke as a way to feel something. Anything. Plastic aftertaste? Hell yeah.

Oh my god why didn’t I ask to start remotely I could’ve saved our friendship I’m sorry I didnt learn how to tell people about the hurricane in my head until you told me to figure out how to

The idea that there are some materials properties that are no longer available to work with is so interesting. In general, designers have had more access to more varied materials, but as the climate changes that variety will scale back.

As much as I hate enshittification, I don’t think some people people have thought things through enough to realize that a demand for the same quality furniture at the same price their parents had is a demand for continuing to clear-cut old growth forest indefinitely

I can say no at any point. That is what consent is about.

What happened to your head,,

It’s ok to desire, says the imaginary person with the face of a boy I once loved way too much and drove away

I would not know much ab religious guilt but something about finding Christ allegories in every book reads to me as just a) lacking creativity and b) feeling some sort of internal pressure to relate everything to The Good Book and make your secular media consumption holy somehow.

Isnt this just the nuclear waste problem but restated?

Ok, ok, hypothetical. You and your party have sealed the great evil demonlord in an amulet.

You are a canny adventurer, and have heard many a tale of artifacts like these that end in tragedy, either from some corruptive force emanating from them or some dickhead finding where the thing was hidden and breaking the demonlord free.

You're going to be smarter than those chumps. What do you do to safeguard the amulet and keep the evil sealed for good?

Not impossible that this lands on top of me on the day I was given life. Fingers crossed.

Fuck you. Thank you for what you did for me but fuck you. I was alone! You wanted to go to your shows so badly so I had to make sacrifices too! Fuck you, I was scared!