Have A Lovely Weekend.

Kestrel

the sfx lettering on this is… interesting, but I tried my best. Enjoy!!

original by 亜澄 on pixiv, @/op_zumi on twitter!

This is a secondary derivative. Do not reproduce without permission from the original author.

not gonna grow into these wings!

Bumblebee: Snudoo?

Sundew: What? What's wrong? Are you hungry? Are you cold? DID SOMEONE LOOK AT YOU WEIRD? DID THEY MAKE YOU FEEL SAD?? I'LL KILL THEM! I'LL RIP THEM LIMB FROM LIMB! I'll-!!!

Bumblebee: Snudoo snuggle buggles???

Sundew: ....

Sundew: ...is anyone watching?

Bumblebee: ? *shakes head*

Sundew: then we can do snuggle buggles for FIVE minutes

Bumblebee: HEEEEEEE~!

Sundew: SHH SHHHH five QUIET minutes!!

-One Hour Later-

Cricket: ... you're right. We need to get her to stop calling you "Snudoo".

Sundew: shut up

Cricket: Would "daddy" or "mommy" Sundew work better?

Sundew: the moment this sleeping dragonet gets OFF me you are a DEAD hivewing

Cricket: And then you'd be an only parent, daddy snudoo.

Sundew: DEAD

this is how the cold war ended

I cannot get over the assassination happening while I was trying to get coverage for my testosterone. Imagine going into the pharmacy all excited to get your first ever testosterone prescription but find out it costs 800$ out of pocket for a three month supply and UHC won't cover it. So then you wait for your provider to get back to you about changing your prescription for an entire week and a half, and during that wait someone just. goes and fucking murders the CEO of your insurance company. Like they just kill him on the street. They had so much calculated hatred for this guy that they even engraved each bullet that hit him. Then, as if the heavens themselves opened up entirely to watch brian thompson descend into hell, your testosterone is ready two days later for pickup, and only costs 10 delicious dollars.

*pelican voice* put girl in lap. lap safe place for girl, comfy, perfect shape for girl to sit. put girl in lap. nothing bad happen to girl in lap. please.

i just lost the 50/50 to dehya. wrong pyro 5* hoyo. i love pretty women but please give me lyney. please.

“Hozier is a lesbian” “Hozier is a man written by a woman” “Hozier is like if a man was raised by lesbian mothers” “Hozier is like if a man was a woman” quick give me one reason why a man can’t be soft and gentle and poetic and in love without sounding like a terf or a misogynist