"Hi y'all, it's Chronomaster42, the only Youtuber with the ability to travel through, and control, time and space, here with another taste test. I'm here in 1976, and I'm gonna get some fries from Mickey D's before they changed the recipe, and then I'm gonna take 'em back to 2022, and get fries from the same McDonald's, so I can compare. Now, I've got my Nixon, uh, Ford? Carter? Era fries right here, so now I'm gonna"
*everything appears stretched and distant, and then the camera flies through space, through the sun, over millions of different Earths, past the faces of individual people in a thousand different timelines, splintered day by day, the long-dead alive once more, their varied futures lying before them. They appear to be screaming*
"annnnnd here we are, gettin' the new fries, today. I have to say, I like the old fries a bit better, bit more crisp, but Mickey D's fries are still Mickey D's fries, y'know? Anyway, I know some of you guys were freaked out at all the screaming time faces last video, but like, I'm used to 'em, and they aren't even audible to me? But y'know what is audible? That's right - Audible, use code -"
There's no need to feel down,
I forgot your pronoun,
hello my eager followers [consisting of roughly 3 people]
i rise from the dead and announce that half-finished going-to-submit-to-writing-contest writing is going to be dumped here because i want to put it somewhere and my tumblr is a wasteland
that is all
also if youve tagged me in things i prommy i read them !! im just a little bit silly right now [has not checked tumblr in ages]
anyway. that is all. possibly getting back into knb and will be going insane over them again, or falling into another fandom and brainrotting there. who knows !
thanks for listening to my ted talk ill be back in approx 3 months
Thank you for letting me know I interacted poorly. I'm sorry if I made you or anyone else uncomfortable. I'm taking it seriously, and i'm going to be better.
i'm happy to hear that! we should be facilitating healthy boundaries for ourselves and for everyone, especially online. i appreciate you taking it seriously.
@miku-spotted
i love you
“Hozier is a lesbian” “Hozier is a man written by a woman” “Hozier is like if a man was raised by lesbian mothers” “Hozier is like if a man was a woman” quick give me one reason why a man can’t be soft and gentle and poetic and in love without sounding like a terf or a misogynist
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
doflamingo in prison screaming and crying and throwing up because he got the news that buggy the clown is banging crocodile