Some Ink Art For October

girls with guns

"Hi y'all, it's Chronomaster42, the only Youtuber with the ability to travel through, and control, time and space, here with another taste test. I'm here in 1976, and I'm gonna get some fries from Mickey D's before they changed the recipe, and then I'm gonna take 'em back to 2022, and get fries from the same McDonald's, so I can compare. Now, I've got my Nixon, uh, Ford? Carter? Era fries right here, so now I'm gonna"

*everything appears stretched and distant, and then the camera flies through space, through the sun, over millions of different Earths, past the faces of individual people in a thousand different timelines, splintered day by day, the long-dead alive once more, their varied futures lying before them. They appear to be screaming*

"annnnnd here we are, gettin' the new fries, today. I have to say, I like the old fries a bit better, bit more crisp, but Mickey D's fries are still Mickey D's fries, y'know? Anyway, I know some of you guys were freaked out at all the screaming time faces last video, but like, I'm used to 'em, and they aren't even audible to me? But y'know what is audible? That's right - Audible, use code -"

Trans women will never be free until people stop having strong emotions about penises. Like we, as a society, have got to stop caring about dicks! Dicks have to stop symbolizing maleness, obviously, but they also have to stop symbolizing power, dominance, sexual agency and aggression, violence, and even sex itself. Like trans women can’t be free if the very conceptual presence of a penis represents an intrusion(!) of unwanted(!) sexuality(!) in public life. Like that’s why trans women are abhorrent to both male chauvinists and radical feminists, because both groups have extremely strong feelings about what a penis *represents*, and find the conceptual and actual presence of a woman with a penis to be simultaneously vile and nonsensical because they’ve loaded so much symbolic baggage onto both women and penises.

Anyway dicks are totally neutral body parts and seeing a dick, or a bulge in a swimsuit, or simply knowing that there’s a dick somewhere in the same bathroom as you isn’t harmful or violent

fucking love this

Magical cat 💕

How I imagine it would have gone if the Erins weren't cowards

Hollyleaf: You see these berries? You're going to eat them! Or I'll make you!

Leafpool: Hollyleaf, I lost my kits, the one cat I loved, and my ca-

Mothwing: *poking her head in* Uh excuse you mousebrain!? I am right here!

Hollyleaf: *jumps*

Leafpool: Wait you actually love me back!?

Mothwing: Well duh!

Leafpool: YOU MEAN I SUPRESSED MY FEELINGS FOR YOU FOR NO REASON!?

Leafpool: Hollyleaf, give me the death berries please!

Hollyleaf: What? *pulls the death berries back* no! Now you don't get them!

Hollyleaf: But you do get this! *thwacks her mom on the forehead with her paw*

Leafpool: Ow!

Hollyleaf: Mousebrain! *runs out*

Lionblaze: Hollyleaf!? Where are you going!?

Hollyleaf: *calls back* TO RIVERCLAN! TO BE WITH WILLOWSHINE!

Leafpool and Mothwing: *running out of the medicine den* WAIT FOR US!

Jayfeather: *realizing he's the only medicine cat in ThunderClan now* GEE THANKS! LOVE YA TOO!

Lionblaze: *smiling* Look at them go!

i just lost the 50/50 to dehya. wrong pyro 5* hoyo. i love pretty women but please give me lyney. please.

i swear to god the smell of this shit. i always take a sniff contantly and fidget with the cap so the smell comes out and it's better than my damn gum. for reference i eat like half a pack of gum at school every day shehegwgus.

point is that mine melted in the dryer so can someone get me some other lipbalms with other scents (if there are any) or give me recommendations

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

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