"cool Character I Guess..." I Mutter, Walking Away With A Suspiciously Character Shaped Lump In My Throat

I'm going to change my username

Silly songs each Link would listen to and why

sigma sigma on the wall who's the skibidiest of them all

Skyward Sword Link

✩ Zelda introduced him to hatsune miku and he has been listening to vocaloid ever since, even the covers

✩ his fave song? heh, definitely rolling girl

(it's actually butterfly on your right shoulder)

Ocarina of Time/ Majora's Mask

✩relates to it in the same way a middle aged divorced dad would

Twilight Princess

✩ tries to be edgy with it like this

but ends up looking like this

god I love Pinterest

Wind Waker

✩watched mlp with Aryll and he LOVES this song

✩he forces the king of red lions to sing this as well otherwise Link will make him sail WAY too close to a wall at a high speed, self preservation be damned

Breath of the Wild

✩he woke up from his 100 year slumber, listened to THIS, and decided that it was peak

✩a full orchestra? nahhh bro put on how can I refuse

✩discovered it from paya bc she showed him some Barbie movies

family portrait

holy shit this is amazing

“In the name of the Darkness, I will punish you!” ✨✨✨

(I’m not sorry)

Happy Halloween peoples

Oh my god I just realised right

Do you know how we have Adams apple's and Achilles heels and tendons yeah?

I literally just realised that because greek gods/mythology and Christianity doesn't exist in Hyrule, they won't refer to these as the names we call them

hold on I'm an idiot let me try to put it into words like I'm not an idiot (which I am)

Would they call things like Achilles heels/tendons like Farore/Naydra/Din/Hylia's heel/tendons? Or do you think that they would have other names from them (like referring to scientific names) since of the ties to greek myth that our names for them have.

Like

Instead of saying "Jesus Christ" would they say "Zelda"? Since there is no jesus in Zelda (no Christian jesus) since like Zelda could be a stand in for being jesus since she is both Zelda and hylia, like how jesus is both jesus and god?

ok my brain hurts thinking too hard about this I think I might just be a dumbass ok bye

The delusions have gotten to the point where I literally DREAMED that I was playing TEARS OF THE KINGDOM.

I DONT EVEN OWN TEARS OF THE KINGDOM YET

What each Ganondorf would get you for Christmas if he hated you

Wind Waker

A glitter bomb enchanted with a curse

Tears Of The Kingdom

A link to this website (he will kill you)

Twilight Princess

The remains of your family and friends

Ocarina of Time

killing you

Hyrule Warriors

present

wife doodle

sorry if he looks a bit feminine, I'm still learning

I ❤️ my gay little horses