Why Tf Is That Your Go-to Response Near

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Like for the first option and repost for second 🤙🤙

To other autistic people, what's your current special interest?

what would i do without being able to open this APP on my PHONE and see ghetsis harmonia gropius all melancholy alone by himself in a store looking at stuff. and if i talk to him he will turn around to face me and say something dumb and weird and smile menacingly and then continue to stare at merchandise. and he's blue also. society needs this

we can't keep meeting like this

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Near can’t think of a more ridiculous way to spend the holiday season than having Kira accompany him while looking for a limited edition festive model train set. Or, Near braves the Christmas shopping crowd and runs into Light Yagami.

Silly fic of Near and Light Christmas shopping that I wrote as a gift for myself 🫶 Light finally gets Ryuk a silver Game Boy Advance SP, and Near doesn't know what to do with the information that Kira is a Mario fan.

I can imagine The Characters to any song

POV you're a very unlucky grunt interrupting... something

He's too cute for this world

This is the funniest Ace Attorney localization of all time.

Ghetsis during BW: We must act with outmost caution. Our victory won't be secured unless we have enough of the Unovan population on our side as N claims the title as the strongest trainer in the region, and later, the world. Let's unleash our big stupid castle at the most opportune moment, mm? Ghetsis during BW2: *Hobbling about in front of his conspiracy cork-board* So if we find this big stupid fucking ice dragon you science idiots can plug some USB into it and fuck this pissy little shit region right in the asshole with an ice laser or something listen I don't fucking care just make them PAY, COLRESS HOW'S THE DEVELOPMENT OF MY AIRSHIP?? WHY CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING ON TIME?? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE LACK OF MONEY I'M OUTLAWED, FIGURE IT OUT IF YOU'RE SO SMART. Someone pour me like five glasses of wine I'm getting my strangly hands, and you won't like me when I get my strangly hands. When this region is nothing but death and ice I'm firing all of you. This is all N's fault. It's not easy being this right about everything literally all the time (where's my stress ball).

drawing some scenes from my fic and it's taking me 1000 years to be satisfied with it 🏃