when jason died, they buried him with the possessions that he carried on him all the time. there was a pocket knife tucked into his sock, the bracelet on his wrist from catherine that he never took off, a tangled pair of earbuds in his back pocket, and, in the top pocket of his jacket, the cellphone that bruce bought for him after he was adopted.
that cellphone stayed with jason in his grave. went with him when he dug his way out. somehow stayed on his person when he was taken by the league, and he managed to convince talia to let him keep it throughout all his training.
he doesn’t know why, maybe as a grief thing or maybe just because bruce forgot and it’s not like the bill effected him in any way, but he never stopped paying jason’s phone bill. his number’s still active, still working after all this time. even weirder, but dick started adopting the tradition of adding his dead brother’s phone number to each and every family group chat any of them created after ethiopia. again, jason doesn’t know why. maybe it was dick’s way of carrying his memory with them; including him in family conversations even if they all thought the number was connected to a long buried phone in the pocket of a long dead boy.
the point is that jason wasn’t dead any more. and all throughout his time at the league, he gets to watch the family chats. the mission statuses, the arguments, the rapid spiral every chat went through where they started off using it as a serious bat communication centre only for dick or tim to send a meme and instantly spiral into nothing but chaos that bruce would neither take part in or attempt to stop. jason spectates it all, always fingering the keypad but never actually typing out a message. he came close when there was a heated debate between steph and dick about the best donut types and he knew they were both absolutely fucking wrong, but luckily tim came in to educate them on the right choice last second and jason was saved from having to reveal himself.
the closest call was when little damian got a hold of his phone, attracted to the bright colours of the block game jason had been absently playing out of boredom while ra’s droned on about whatever had pissed him off that day. he’d let the kid play, sat on his lap and eagerly jabbing at the screen, and jason had only looked away for at most a minute before he’d turned back to find the screen open on the family chat, damian having accidentally clicked on the camera button and taken a selfie of the two that he’d been about to send through. luckily, jason deleted it in time, but he became much more careful about letting the kid play with his shit after that.
this is all just a long winded explanation and backstory for and au i think would be funny where jason’s reveal is literally just him deciding to fuck with his family by randomly dropping in through text like:
-in the chat-
bruce: status report.
dick: hungry :( but good!
steph: seconded, im fine
tim: drug bust went to plan, on way back to cave uninjured
cass: ^ same answer
babs: everything seems calm from what i can tell
jason: a little claustrophobic but the coffin’s kinda homely so ig no complaints from me
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it’s actually really funny to me that the spn writers were so bad at writing women and romance that they accidentally wrote a stellar gay ship
the idea of the earthquake hitting right as eddie confesses to being gay is so fucking funny to me. he's been trying to convince himself it's not the end of the world if he's gay and the second he says the words out loud the earth literally splits open
Guys, we all know Bruce is emotionally constipated. And he would not handle his kids crying well at all. So, I present to you, Bruce and his 'don't be sad' tactics: 12 y/o Dick: Crying in his room bc something reminded him of his mom Bruce, hearing the sobs: 'oh god what the fuck do i do' Bruce, knocking on the door before opening it and setting down a plushy he had a child on Dick's bed, before quickly backing out of the room: 'fuck did that go well?'
Jason: instinctual tears because someone punched him in the nose.
Bruce: walks over to Jason to awkwardly hand him one of the candies he keeps to comfort children
Tim: Burst into tears out of sheer frustration over a case (and bc he's been up for about 48 hours) Bruce: Quietly walks over to put a mug of hot chocolate in front of Tim before getting tf out of there All the batkids have their own experience with Bruce giving them something to stop them from crying. They treasure the little moments. Because Bruce is trying. He is doing his best.
incorrect 911 quotes part idk
i know ana isn't actually coming back but what i wouldn't give for her and eddie to run into each other, have some awkward ex small talk, and then for eddie to somehow let it slip that he and buck are living together now, cuing an "oh! oh that's... well, i always kind of suspected. i'm really happy for the both of you. i mean it" from ana that forcefully realigns all of eddie's chakras at once
GUESS WHO FOUND their Tumblr password after 2 years ...me
I hope that they're trapped under rubble together and both bleeding heavily and getting woozy and buck can't stop thinking about bobby telling him he loved him before he died and so he blurts out to eddie 'i love you, man' and eddie's like 'i love you too' so quickly and easily that buck feels himself getting annoyed without really knowing why, except that eddie doesn't seem to be getting the enormity of what buck's trying to say, so he snaps 'i love you more' and eddie with blood between his teeth grins at him like buck is the funniest person in the whole world and says 'what are we measuring here buck?' and that's when buck realises exactly what it is he's been feeling
and then ravi who it turns out has been pinned on the other side of the rubble all along says 'I like you both guys but I don't think I'm ready for the L word yet'
They’re not allowed to get interviewed anymore
Bruce: I need everyone to be quiet for five minutes. Just five minutes of silence.
30 seconds later
Dick: whispers Do you think he's mad?
Tim: whispers back Probably.
Jason: loudly I'm not afraid of him.
Damian: scoffs You should be.
Bruce: That wasn't even ONE MINUTE.