it’s actually really funny to me that the spn writers were so bad at writing women and romance that they accidentally wrote a stellar gay ship
ok but admitting that you hooked up with your ex to avoid thinking about your best friend is crazy work
AU where instead of being pissed at Tim for replacing him, Jason is actually over the moon that there’s another kid in the Wayne household vying for the spot of Batman’s sidekick. this is specifically because he knows that after spending all his time at the League of Assassins trying to keep this little fucking demon brat away from him so he can train in peace, now Tim will attract Damian’s anger and Jason can be left the fuck alone.
-at the league-
Jason, meditating: *sighs peacefully*
Jason:
Jason, eyes still closed: don’t you fucking dare, Damian.
Damian, standing three feet away poised to throw a rock at his head: oh sure, you can sense this but not keep yourself alive. pathetic. i will be a better Robin than you, mark my words.
Jason, has been through six months of this: give it a rest you infant
Damian: *throws the rock*
Jason: DAMIAN-
~
Ra’s: Jason, i have need for you on an international mission-
Ra’s:
Ra’s: why.
Jason, holding Damian away from him with one hand while Damian swipes at him with a katana: ASK HIM
Damian: I WILL BEAT MY PREDECESSOR IN COMBAT TO PROVE TO MY FATHER I AM WORTHY OF A PLACE AT HIS SIDE.
Jason: I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT’S NOT HOW ROBIN WORKS-!
Damian: STOP DODGING MY BLADE
Ra’s:
Ra’s, walking out the room: i should never have let Talia adopt another heir.
~
Talia: was your latest mission hard on you, beloved? you are injured.
Jason, face scratched to hell: mission was fine, Damian just got the jump on me in my sleep last night.
Talia:
Jason: i was overtired and it took me longer than usual to kick him into the wall.
Talia, sighing: did you at least take him to the med room after defeating him?
Jason: by the scruff of his neck, yeah.
Talia: at least he is resilient.
Jason, bite marks on his arm: that’s one fucking word for him.
-once Jason gets to Gotham-
Tim: JASON?!
Jason, breaking into Titans Tower: you’re Robin now?
Tim: I- YES BUT I NEVER MEANT TO REPLACE-
Jason, leaning in: good. tag, you’re it.
Tim: ??!?
Damian shows up in Gotham and Jason turns to point him at Tim before going ‘MUSH’ and sprinting in the opposite direction.
I never said anything bad about this show this is the best show on tv
This shot is so much funnier when you realize no one explained to Mary that gay marriage was legal
I thought they were using dead!Bobby as a distraction from impending Buddie canon but now I'm starting to think they're using impending Buddie canon as a distraction from alive!Bobby 🤔
Buck now available at your local Toy Store! aka Buck as Ken 9-1-1, Companion set to Eddie aka Barbie ((Inspo))
MAGA racism is killing us.
The fact that we've heard stories of Eddie helping raise his sisters when he was younger, and that Shannon said one of the reasons Eddie refused to leave Texas was that he didn't want to leave them, but in seven seasons we still have not seen him interact with them on screen. Manifesting a Diaz sisters appearance in Season 9.