“You Are Not Gonna Die A Virgin. Not On My Watch.”

We all lost him. And we’re just trying to do our damn best to get through it. Yeah, I know. Really?

buddie first kiss but eddie spirals because he knows he’s got a track record of being a bad boyfriend and he can’t and won’t risk that with buck

so buck goes ok then be my husband instead

and eddie thinks buck is soooo funny except buck is not joking

You can't stop being dramatic if you weren't dramatic in the first place

what if the new pope is problematic :/

Bruce: I need everyone to be quiet for five minutes. Just five minutes of silence.

30 seconds later

Dick: whispers Do you think he's mad?

Tim: whispers back Probably.

Jason: loudly I'm not afraid of him.

Damian: scoffs You should be.

Bruce: That wasn't even ONE MINUTE.

let’s lay flat on our ovoidal mama

I hope that they're trapped under rubble together and both bleeding heavily and getting woozy and buck can't stop thinking about bobby telling him he loved him before he died and so he blurts out to eddie 'i love you, man' and eddie's like 'i love you too' so quickly and easily that buck feels himself getting annoyed without really knowing why, except that eddie doesn't seem to be getting the enormity of what buck's trying to say, so he snaps 'i love you more' and eddie with blood between his teeth grins at him like buck is the funniest person in the whole world and says 'what are we measuring here buck?' and that's when buck realises exactly what it is he's been feeling

and then ravi who it turns out has been pinned on the other side of the rubble all along says 'I like you both guys but I don't think I'm ready for the L word yet'

the man who believes the next episode is the gay eddie episode is a fool every episode but one

btw if this is actually dobby for real and forever then I'm beyond pissed that we didn't get an open casket everyone can go say their goodbyes scene. I know I know contagious yadayada who fucking cares. either handwave it or murk him on a different emergency. ffs