Eddie: Would you tell me what's wrong? You've been mad all day. Buck: You know what you did. Eddie: Come on Buck, just tell me, please. Buck: I had a dream you broke up with me, and you didn't even give me a reason. Just ended our relationship out of nowhere. Eddie, frowning: Buck, we’re not even dating? Buck: Exactly. At least in the dream, you gave me a chance before deciding I wasn’t good enough, apparently. Eddie: Are you saying you wanna date me? Buck: Not if you're gonna break up with me again. Eddie: I won't. Buck: Fine then, we're dating.
everything is longer than god now. one hour and ten minute tv episodes. six hour adaptations of one single YA novel. two and a half hour movies that are half of one musical. I’m sick of it! take me back to the true way: 22-episode seasons of tv where some dudes die and are fine again every 45 minutes for 15 years.
Whoops, I think I got the wrong Grayson
We all lost him. And we’re just trying to do our damn best to get through it. Yeah, I know. Really?
as a cis-passing guy i dared to ask the question "how femme can i be be before my coworkers get uncomfortable" and the answer is apparently. a single gold dangling earring
AU where instead of being pissed at Tim for replacing him, Jason is actually over the moon that there’s another kid in the Wayne household vying for the spot of Batman’s sidekick. this is specifically because he knows that after spending all his time at the League of Assassins trying to keep this little fucking demon brat away from him so he can train in peace, now Tim will attract Damian’s anger and Jason can be left the fuck alone.
-at the league-
Jason, meditating: *sighs peacefully*
Jason:
Jason, eyes still closed: don’t you fucking dare, Damian.
Damian, standing three feet away poised to throw a rock at his head: oh sure, you can sense this but not keep yourself alive. pathetic. i will be a better Robin than you, mark my words.
Jason, has been through six months of this: give it a rest you infant
Damian: *throws the rock*
Jason: DAMIAN-
~
Ra’s: Jason, i have need for you on an international mission-
Ra’s:
Ra’s: why.
Jason, holding Damian away from him with one hand while Damian swipes at him with a katana: ASK HIM
Damian: I WILL BEAT MY PREDECESSOR IN COMBAT TO PROVE TO MY FATHER I AM WORTHY OF A PLACE AT HIS SIDE.
Jason: I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT’S NOT HOW ROBIN WORKS-!
Damian: STOP DODGING MY BLADE
Ra’s:
Ra’s, walking out the room: i should never have let Talia adopt another heir.
~
Talia: was your latest mission hard on you, beloved? you are injured.
Jason, face scratched to hell: mission was fine, Damian just got the jump on me in my sleep last night.
Talia:
Jason: i was overtired and it took me longer than usual to kick him into the wall.
Talia, sighing: did you at least take him to the med room after defeating him?
Jason: by the scruff of his neck, yeah.
Talia: at least he is resilient.
Jason, bite marks on his arm: that’s one fucking word for him.
-once Jason gets to Gotham-
Tim: JASON?!
Jason, breaking into Titans Tower: you’re Robin now?
Tim: I- YES BUT I NEVER MEANT TO REPLACE-
Jason, leaning in: good. tag, you’re it.
Tim: ??!?
Damian shows up in Gotham and Jason turns to point him at Tim before going ‘MUSH’ and sprinting in the opposite direction.
I hope that they're trapped under rubble together and both bleeding heavily and getting woozy and buck can't stop thinking about bobby telling him he loved him before he died and so he blurts out to eddie 'i love you, man' and eddie's like 'i love you too' so quickly and easily that buck feels himself getting annoyed without really knowing why, except that eddie doesn't seem to be getting the enormity of what buck's trying to say, so he snaps 'i love you more' and eddie with blood between his teeth grins at him like buck is the funniest person in the whole world and says 'what are we measuring here buck?' and that's when buck realises exactly what it is he's been feeling
and then ravi who it turns out has been pinned on the other side of the rubble all along says 'I like you both guys but I don't think I'm ready for the L word yet'
Well, yes.
everything reminds me of them