This One's For You, Mom.

Happy birthday, bb.

Tight.

“I’m President Barack Obama. And I too want to slow-jam the news.”

Double Dutch Dog can jump rope better than most people can regular jump. Coming to Dollywood summer 2012. [Arbroath]

I never could jump dutch. Awesome dog.

God, I love him.

I just knew the moment this scene started that Daryl would be the BabyWhisperer.

I'm sorry. HOW DID I MISS THIS? Is it newish? real old? gahhhhh...Barry the skateboi...LOVE!!!

eta: I just figured out that it's a fake--but a REALLY good one!

ALASKA THUNDERFUCK FOR LYFE, YO!

RuPaul needs YOUR help. Based on all the evidence, who do you think should be America’s Next Drag Superstar? RUBlog if you want Alaska to win! YOUR VOTE COUNTS! http://worldofwonder.net/who-should-win-rupauls-drag-race/

We now have a candidate who wants to cut off welfare funding to black people running against a candidate who wants to lecture the NAACP on food stamps running against a candidate who has years of newsletters about the coming race war with his name on them running against  a candidate whose family bought Niggerhead Ranch running against a candidate who made up a story about having to pull over to the side of the road because he was crying so hard when his church let black people join.

All of whom are running against the first black President of the United States.