Tight.

everythingyoulovetohate:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON! hahahahahah

 I am mesmerized by this.

That biznatch at the Publix has had it in for Jean for quite some time now.

My roommate’s grandmother was banned from her neighborhood grocery store today. Way to go.

STOP CRACKING WISE WITH ME, PENDLETON. I’VE GOT SO MUCH DIRT ON YOU I COULD START A FARM. IF YOU WANT TO KEEP WALKING THE BEAT AND TAKING BRIBES YOU’RE GOING TO TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND ADKINS. THAT LOWLIFE’S TAKING THE HARD FALL AND YOU’RE GOING TO HELP ME PUSH HIM, YOU HEAR? THIS ISN’T POLICE BUSINESS TONIGHT. THIS IS PERSONAL. 

NOW PAY THE WAITRESS AND LET’S TAKE A DRIVE. WE’RE GOING TO DO SOME GOOD FOR ONCE.

liberalsarecool:

Paul Krugman: Republicans know government spending creates jobs; they say so every time there’s a chance military spending will be cut; they just don’t want you “to know what they know, because that would hurt their larger agenda — keeping regulation and taxes on the wealthy at bay.”

A few...

skarsgardnews:

theswiss:

LOL

Seriously though, do it

This is fantastic and adorable! LOL

 alol.

Lawl, I've been missing from tumblr lately (slammed at work), but as soon as I saw the Magic Mike redband trailer was out I was sucked right back in. I knew you freaks wouldn't disappoint. The Magic Mike tag is GOLD!

Pretty much.

I always wondered where that expression came from...

died. 

Love these two together. 

FOREVER SHIPPING CHASE AND PARK NOW. Theyre just hilarious together (: -shannon