You're Just Gotta Accept Like I Did That You're Horny For Plants Now Like A Good Floret, Sorry Not Sorry

it's honestly a crime that i haven't be florted yet.

but god to be filled with xenodrugs and taken care of for the rest of your life by a tall, kind owner is the dream

to everyone who sees this, be a good girl and organize a protest :3c

the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

i'm a dumb whore and i approve this message

dumb is cute

dumb is so cute

dumb is suuuuuper cute

be dumb

telling our parents it's just 'sibling bonding time' when i cum inside her like she begged

telling our parents it's just 'sibling bonding time' when i take my little sister out for dinner

telling our parents it's just 'sibling bonding time' when i let her sleep in my bed for a night

telling our parents it's just 'sibling bonding time' when my hands are running up and down her soft body

telling our parents it's just 'sibling bonding time' when i'm making her cum all over her cute tummy

they never ask questions :3

As a leading expert in sex, let me tell you my classification schema for different type of masturbation techniques.

first, i will define masturbation as an act that is done for sexual pleasure, alone or with someone else.

when classifying masturbation, the most important factor is the location where sexual pleasure is applied. these can be:

Penile (shaft of the penis)

Testicular

Clitoral (including the head of the penis)

Labial

Vaginal

Perineal (on the perineum)

Anal

Extra-Sexual (not related to the sex organs)

Mental (eg erotic hypnosis)

then the means of masturbation:

manual (without a toy)

vibratory instrumental (with vibrating toy)

non-vibratory instrumental (with a non vibrating sex toy)

then the manner of masturbation:

rubbing

hammering (touching and then not touching something repeatedly, for example riding a dildo/ penis)

mental does not have the means or manner subtypes. meaning there is 49 types of masturbation.

there is also co-masturbation, which enables masturbation but isn't masturbation itself, such as porn, erotica, and lube

and also anti-masturbation, which halts masturbation, such as a safe word or shame when a parent comes home

desperately want to get high but too afraid to try any drugs

trans person excited about their second puberty: “it's like I'm back in school but without the bullying this time”

their older sister, so hard she can barely stand: “i can change that”

i can believe i'm actually saying this about erotica, but the human domestication guide universe gives me hope and comfort no other media has. thank you everyone in the community yall mean the world <3

secret 3rd option:

deliberately eat the cereal dry in hopes your little sister will punish you and milk you dry instead

you pour yourself a bowl of cereal, but then realize there's no milk on the fridge!! you have two options...

milk your big sister's fat tits

OR

milk your little sister's thick cock

choose wisely...

floret needs uppies